PrXe: junkie!!!
Crom88: holy hopscotch!
Crom88: who let you on the computer!
PrXe: i cant believe you escaped!!
Crom88: niether can I!
PrXe: last i heard, anthony disguised himself as a pizza man and tied you up in his basement!!
Crom88: who let me out the house!
Crom88: yes he did and I have the pepperoni stains to prove it!
Crom88: when did he leave?
PrXe: i didnt know he was gone...
Crom88: I didn't know he was here!
Crom88: I figured he would just ghost in and ghost out!
PrXe: i heard he spent all his christmas money on looney toons porn...
Crom88: i believe it! after all this is the same guy who spent thanksgiving driving around beating people with a bag of doorknobs in his trunk! the boy's crazy
PrXe: well, i guess when you can't afford to eat, you get real angry and just have to beat people. also, it gets kind of boring around the holidays as an orphan, ya know...
Crom88: as the Head of the Orphans especially, I mean you could call on the gang hoe but she might hibernating in a trash can and well you know...
PrXe: and when the gang hoe is your orphaned sister, well anthony likes that, but noraml folks....they just have to resort to doorknob beatings...
Crom88: but hey! that's anthony for you!
Crom88: I got an IM about a Geetism Chat or something but I got cut off and when I signed back on I forgot the name of the room do you know what I am talking about
PrXe: i also heard he revived his old holiday tradition and threw a plastic baby jesus through a window on christmas eve...
PrXe: yeah. i think you just go to www.oocities.org/eureka/enterprises/2695/chat.html
Crom88: and through some boil water on himself yellin' he had been baptized! yes i heard that too
PrXe: thank god for eyewitness news at 11...
Crom88: Hey did anthony tell he was starting his own band!
PrXe: to rival seate and the geets?
Crom88: yeah its "A.Jones and the Gotsta Getsome"
PrXe: who are the Gotsta Getsomes?
Crom88: Bobby Broadbelt, Steven Thrasher, and James Berryhill
PrXe: i think anthony told me something about that. their debut album is rumored to be called "Anyway We Know How"
Crom88: Yeah and the first single is "Any which way but right!"
PrXe: with such other hit singles as "Get Off Of My Sister Lessen You Gots My $5" and the "Rumpshaker" remix...
Crom88: yeah The Rumpshaker remix uses the Theme song from The Jeffersons as its background music
Crom88: Hey man I'm gonna have to run I have to do some promoting for a band called Downstairs Defacation so you'll have to pardon me!
PrXe: its supposed to be on "Boiled Peanut Records" a subsidiary of Owenadome, Inc...
PrXe: see ya later Greg...
Crom88: lol , peace