whosthemasta?! - 01/09/00 00:47:48
My Email:shonuff

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Has anyone else noticed how far apart the dates are for comments on this page?

THIS IS ANTHONY HERE, - 12/10/99 21:53:12
My URL:http://rapsucksafatcat
My Email:aejones00@aol.com

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ATTENTION ALL DUNWOODY HIGH STUDENTS: In the interest of the safety of all you naive ninth-grade girls out there, allow me to devulge a little info of my own about the that guy posing as a bus driver whom you have come to know as JAMES JORDAN. The first thing you should know, he's not a bus driver. He just presents himself as one in order to get a better vantage point of young developing cleavage from his sitting possition as you get on the bus. He graduated two years ago and has yet to shake certain h bits which include, but aren't limited to, tossing ninth-grade salad (for more complete information on either or both the art and history of salad tossing, consult the private web page of either Raymond "I Like It Raw" Rodriguez, or Greg "Too Hot to Hold" Seate). You see, little girls, James is what we college students refer to as a "horny ol' toad". He has had, depending upon which extreme you're coming from, lots of "popularity" or "a nasty reputation for the brutal anal infraction of wildebeests". Ja es is responsible for a Heisman worthy performance in the Dunwoody High school restroom stalls, gym lockers, and teachers' desk which have earned him the number one spot in High School Screwing history, even over Dennis Rodman (previously held the record or 19 years)and individual records which include most total STD's aquired in a day, most triple and quadruple cases of herpes reported at clinics, and the coveted "most penal piercings seen in Fitch's room" title which he stole from runner up geet Antonis during James' historic Jessica Quill gangbang. James' other greatest "hits" include the girls in our highschool who were over 300lbs, the Dunwoody Cheerleading squad '95 - '96, and any girl you see on these porno sights. Yes, James has had to have his " eans & franks" saved many times by electro-shock after thoughtlessly splashing them into popular festering watering holes, only to then follow some slutty McDonald's janitor (in a Fubu skirt and no panties) on the Marta train, head to South West Atlanta, nd splash them again. He simply doesn't care! And what really pushes James' buttons - besides the exhaust pipe protruding from the rears of busses -NINTH GRADE GIRLS! This fellow graduated and STILL has a parking spot at Dunwoody. He enlists the help of one Mateziak (don't are how you spell it) to supply him with fresh holes to stuff on a daily bases. This information isn't given to scare you, ninth graders, it's intended to help you understand that if your bus driver is named James, and he asks daily to see you "special s ots", run away screaming and don't let him discover where your house really is located.

Feenin' - 09/30/99 01:06:06
My URL:aS IF i HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME ON MY HANDS
My Email:prxe@aol.com

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Well, in order to make Anthony Jones's personal nightmare come true (I'm just that evil), I am going to put every piece of information I know about him ON THE INTERNET!! Full Name: Anthony Earl Jones Birthday: May 9, 1980 SSN# 276-78-9823 Mother's Maiden Name: Hazel Gronchfeld Shoe Size: 10.5 Favorite Soup: Vegetarian Lentil Home Address: 1453 Evergreen Ct. Dunwoody, Ga 30338 Mastercard # 4017-9033-7126-5838 Last Clipped Toenails: June 6, 1990 (for Chesnut Graduation) Sexual Preference: Well, that much is obvious. Employer: Kroger, Inc. Attends: University of Alabama Exterminate With Extreme Prejudice

- 07/18/99 22:06:39

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::::NEWS FLASH:::: Sources indicate that one Anthony Jones has once again sought employment by the Kroger Corporation. More on this as the story develops...

Shut your mouth! - 06/18/99 20:23:00
My Email:Suckascatchabeatdown

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"Don't make me shove my fist down yo' throat!! you'll catch five in your left eye and the rest on your teeth! watch it Junkie! I go to alabama!!" -Pretty Tony "don't play" Jones

Raymond Rodriguez - 06/06/99 19:15:48
My Email:hosstages@hotmail.com

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Due to unanticipated circumstances regarding the official film fest locale, "Baronified Moviefest 99" will be postponed for a week. THE NEW DATE AND TIME WILL BE: JUNE 19, 1999 @ 10 AM. We're sorry for any inconvenience.

crom88 - 05/30/99 09:03:48
My Email:????????? isle

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I'll have you know that when ????? ???? 2000 is seeen at BadEnglishFest99...I mean Maldiction Allmighty....no thats not it either...MostBadFunnyHAHa...damn...oh yeah BaronifiedMoviefest99 with the kung-fu grip I may have several bounty hunters after me! I guarantee this to be the WORST ever in creation.....that's it no more hype for the flick!

Thrasher - 05/19/99 05:27:19
My URL:No, I think mine will stay a secret
My Email:I have many, but you get none.

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No one has signed the guestbook in a while, so I figured I'd revive it. I have a few suggestions for you for the next movie fest since I'm not directl involved. Try to watch Dawn of the Dead or the original Evil Dead. Plus I have to say that this page is oming along nicely. Congrats.

annonymous - 02/08/99 16:21:23

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Roumor has it that the release of Greg Seate & the Geats new album I Need a loaf a of bread to eat has been delayed several weeks due to financial concerns. Reportedly, Bonified barron Mittens Jones robbed band leader Seate, taking his gold chains eate intended to pawn for money to pay for the album's distribution. More news as it develops. -annonymous

huh? - 12/20/98 07:43:15
My URL:http://chang.for.president@screwedupworld.com
My Email:huh?

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Chang will rule over everyone!!!

Jahosifats jones - 12/06/98 19:06:02
My Email:Crom88@aol.com

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For those who don't know I am Anthaflog's (antony)long lost brother Jahosifats Jones my friends call me Hosifats! Growing up the Baron of all barons was traumatic to say the least! I 've seen him beat down the ice cream in the nieghborhood cause he didn't have the extra chocolaty chocolate chocolate Ice cream. He would tell me that he was gonna be the next ted turner but was determined to have less education! The boy could start a riot with a bucket of hot water and four finger ring that said "I'ma ram thi down yo throat!"! Have you seen his tattoo?!?! neither have I but he claims he has one! this little memo is warning for those who don't know the real Cleotis Anthahahaha Jizblizones (thats his real name!)

tommucus - 11/30/98 02:47:48
My Email:tommucus@hotmail.com

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Fear not, Bo! The month ends within only a day! ...or maybe two. In the mean time, Bo is a stinky person! And he smells bad, too.

annonymous - 11/30/98 02:43:25

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Death strikes geet champ, Tom Mucus! Attacked at a concert by Seate and the Geets Roady, Mucus sustained several fatal injuries sunday night during the final tour date of Seate and the Geets "Buy Our Album or We'll Starve" Tour. Trying to get an autograph from Seate and the Geets leader, Greg Seate, Tom was beaten down by Bouncer, Igotz Noteeth, who in infamous for his cruelty towards fans. Although Death struck Tom, Tom struck back, giving Death a nasty bump on the head. Tom was wisked to the hospital whi e death was left nursing his wounds. Tom is currently feeling much better, despite the fact that he was forced to sit through five awful movies on saturday. More news as it develops. -annonymous

YES IT IS 'RAYMOND' MONTH - You didn't know? - 11/18/98 07:11:12
My URL:http://piss off!
My Email:MC MAZEEK@aol.com

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It would appear that our favorite little geet-in-training has taken slight offense to our meager nagging earlier. Funny, circus midgets get pissed when you call them short also - anyway, if you can't take a little ribbing from da boyiz, Raymond, you will never survive the terrible onslaught which awaits at the FILM FESTIVAL! Faulk has spent the last three months in conjunction with Milton & Bradley, writing a killer script to get revenge on all us college boys. Buck up gentlelad, for the world of porno- heater-reject cinema awaits thee! By the way, Chang says he loves you.

Raymond Rodriguez - 11/15/98 19:20:59
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Eureka/Enterprises/2695/
My Email:hosstages@hotmail.com

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Okay, it's official: This month is "Let's Make Fun of Raymond Month." Hey, that sounds like a pretty good idea to me!! First Steven thinks I'm wasting my time on a pointless page, then Anthony follows suit by attacking me on the tired issue of women. It seems to me that some people (who we all know, but shall remain geetishly nameless) have HIGHLY ACUTE defense mechanisms, which causes them to lash out at a single person until he (or she) feels better about himself (or herself). This is actually pretty funny to me, but at the same time somewhat disturbing, not to mention baronous. What "these people" fail to realize is that they aren't really solving anything. They are merely trying to win an argument at the expense of other people, implementing insults rather than reason. But..whatever.

ANTHONY (yes, I have an e-mail address!) - 11/15/98 02:57:30
My URL:http://faulksleepsinthelab
My Email:MC MAZEEK@aol.com

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This is intended for the illegal alien who was responsible for that bullshit bit about a first experience on the internet, namely Raymond Rodriguez. Just for the record Buttons (as the people refered to him in highschool), I am not astranged to the inter et. I am not a web-superstar such as my barronistic counterpart, Chizang, but I do happen to exist in the nineties. I don't think there is much of a choice. However, since we're on the topic of first time experiences, have you talked to any women latel ? You know, you are in somebody's college - at least that's what they say. Wait, "talked", might be rushing things, I forgot who I was talking about. A more realistic question might be have you even LOOKED at any girls since you graduated? If so, I ho e you didn't soil your pants at the sight of those pertruding tumor-like things on their chests. They're called BREASTS, you may consult your local encyclopedia for a color picture. If that's too much trouble, you always have the Thrasher. See you and hose other igits at the film festival.

Raymond Rodriguez - 11/13/98 14:29:49
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Eureka/Enterprises/2695/geobook.html
My Email:hosstages@hotmail.com

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Thank you for that last comment, Steven Thrasher. However, I must differ with your opinion that this page has "no real point," because Geetism Online is the only resource available that compiles the years of history and inside humor, that SOME people fee is very important. Furthermore, this page serves as a junction where those particular people can stay in contact and share ideas. So, if you don't "approve" of this page or its content, you can show your disapproval by not adulterating the guestbook wi h your disconcerting and trivial comments. I'm sorry we don't see eye-to-eye on this, but quite simply, Geetism Online was created solely for the use and entertainment of the people for which this page is based upon.

Like I'll admit to being here - 11/11/98 07:55:14
My URL:http://changsmokescrack.andisafreak.org
My Email:notarealaddress@makebelieve.net

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Raymond (or whatever your calling yourself these days)you need to get out more, I think you've had a bit too much crack recently. You might want to update the fact that less than half of the people listed on the page are still in high school (you refer to everyone asa high school students). You've spent way too much time on a page tha holds no real point, all I have left to say is 1-800-CHARTER. They can help you

I'm Anthony, the one their talkin' about! - 11/03/98 22:29:52
My URL:http:// - same as Chang's (for now)
My Email:None of your business.

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FROM: FOUNDER AND ORIGINAL 5TH ROW HOST ANTHONY (a/k/a: C - MURDER) The preceeding statement goes for all my beloved yet severley retarded barons whose page (obviously, any sign of a life was not detected) I just finished reading, but mainly for Raymond Rodreguez. I commend your efforts, boys! This page is straight o t the house and I was truly impressed. Raymond, I see you still haven't found out about the fairer sex and therefor put every waking hour into this page. Evan, I see you are still dodging Faulk's class and probably skipping school all together (you'll b helping some football geet fix doors within a matter of a year or two, I just know it). Jim, I see you still pull all the hoes, or hizoes, with ever you prefer. Brian, I see you still wear all black. James/Feenin', I see you and your booty partner, Da id "Bears" Mateziak (or however the hell you spell his last name) still nurish your rather sick fascination with homeless people - even though I'm far from one. And as for that junkie Greg, I don't even want to see what he's doing! Yes, DJ Honda (Chang) and I are currently in Alabama working on yet more geetith projects with out the former producers at our sides. We're getting up a radio show soon by the name of "Grover/Dover" (no shit), and I am still in the midst of writing a ew book which Chang says I should publish and sell on the University campus. Considering that about fifty percent of the students here can only comprehend Master-P lyrics and Penthouse (James, control yourself), I figure that the other half might not be uch a bad market. Raymond, the movie festival is definatly ON! That is one of the top things on my list when we arrive back in Atlanta for Thanksgiving. And I got just what y'all need! I will not disclose any information here, I'll merely let the thought of what coul possibly end up in your VCR in a room filled with barons sit and marinate in your mind. We'll call you Friday, I now have the disks with the scripts on them (along with some of Faulk's lab's symplexs) and I need to talk to you about something. As for the rest of you sweet-boys, I just want you to show up for the festival...ALL OF YOU! You too, Greg (Raymond, e-mail Greg and makes sure he reads this). Until Thanksgiving Barons. P.S. By the way James, Fitch said you might want to use that Listerine he gave you...he mentioned something about you needing it after you earned your twenty dollars, but I'm not touching that one.

anonymous - 10/24/98 23:41:22

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Rumor has it that Boss producer, Josh "hot'n'stanky" Winslow is going to sue megaband "Seate and the Geets." Allegedly, track #5 on the forthcoming "Seate" album bore remarkable resembleance to the cover track of Josh's own band's album, "If you need me, 'll be over by the river cleaning out that wash cloth that I always carry around with me where ever I go." Josh is particuarly peturbed because his song, which currently holds the title of "worst song title EVER" will be lowered to the status of "second t worst song title EVER" after "Seate and the Geets" release their album this spring. Greg reportedly commented by saying "That don't concern me any, Junky! I'm as broke a folks without smokes... and that aint no joke! They ain't gittin no money from me!" urther details as they develop... -Anonymous.

Cindy - 09/26/98 03:15:07 My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy My Email:cinth@usa.net comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy

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Anonymous - 09/03/98 22:36:22

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Anthony Jones was spotted last night in downtown Atlanta. Appearantly, he had taken up residence in a washing machine that someone had left on the side of the road. Upon being sighted, he quickly bolted into his favorite hang out, Flex. No othe informatio is available at this time, however several nude pictures of Mighty Miller and Ms. Ryal were found in the abandoned washing machine.

annonymous - 08/09/98 20:19:07

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Word has it that Michael "I'm going to be a recording engineer" Chang has recently been abducted by one Stephen Thrasher. The authorities have refused to comment, but say that more details will be made ready for the press at a later date.

annonymous - 08/08/98 22:37:08

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Roumors abound! Hired henchmen of Owenadome owner, Dorien Owens, Tyrome and Jezrael are roumored to have a new "booty-stankin" single entitled "Buzt a Move" to be released on Seate and the Geet's record label, "Gangsta Wanna-be'z Records." Also Roumored: Anthony spotted in garbage bin! Grand Master Flash producer Anthony Jones has been allegedly spotted climbing out of a Dayz Inn hotel garbage bin after presumably spending the night on top of the hotel's garbage. The witness was quoted as s ying, "I thought it wuz Busta Rhymes, but when he turned around I saw it wuznt." A composite sketch made by professional sketch artist Toot'n Tommy Thomson was identified by Jones's family as "someone that looks very similar indeed to Anthony." You heard it from me first, Annonymous

annonymous - 08/07/98 18:05:18

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Word on the street says that "Seate and the Geets" Band leader, Greg Seate has now compleated the co-project with Owenadome founder, Dorien Owens. Quoted as saying, "[It] sounds tight and fly," Seate was seen shortly afterwards being handed the ten dollar check he had been promised upon the music's completion and then promptly jumped by Dorien's henchmen, Tyrome and Jezrael. Seate was quoted as saying "Junky!" in responce to his savage beatings. Rumor also has it that Boss Actor, JJ, has turned to a life of drugs and violent crime. J "thug life" J refuses to comment on the recent allegations at this time saying, "I have no comment at this time about the recent allegations." Peace out, --annonymous

anonynous - 08/01/98 21:23:21

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Rumor has it that "Owenadome" designer, Dorien Owens, has recently cut a record deal with Seate and the Geets. Word on the street says that band leader Greg Seate will be co-writing 12 "funky-fresh" jingles with Dorien for the dome's advertising commity, ho will then turn agains greg and not give him the bread crusts he was promised.

Jim Westingword - 08/01/98 21:15:01
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/sunsetstrip/venue/4622

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The new "Seate and the Geets" albun comes out in late august!

Raymond Rodriguez - 05/29/98 02:08:16
My Email:hosstages@hotmail.com

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I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone that took part in this geetish undertaking. I would also like to thank Geocities for wasting 11 megs of their server space for a few happy and undeserving igits.