Video

Welcome to the Geetism Video page! As we, the barons that run this website, are far too cheap to buy any REAL webspace combined with the fact that video files are made up of many more 1's and 0's than images or sounds, the video page will most likely remain the most barren (baron!) of the multimedia pages. But fear not, loyal geetism patron, for what we DO have is so terrific, so incredible, and so mind-numbingly geetish that it should tide you over until one of us gets off his lazy duff and purchases some real webspace!



Geetism At Its Best
The seminal Geetism video that made "Marsupial Jumms" a household name has finally made its way into digital form...sort of. Actually, the whereabouts of the real "Geetism At Its Best" video are unknown at this time. Anthony thinks our Physics teacher never gave it back to us after we (Raymond & Anthony) submitted it, while Raymond thinks Anthony might be "withholding evidence" in a desperate attempt to save humanity from the "straight out the house" baronism that the videocassette contains.

So, what we've got instead is the un-overdubbed version, or the completed version of the video before the voice-acting, sound effects, and background music were added. The video is approximately 21 minutes long, and has been broken up into three parts due to pesky file size restrictions.


Cast:
  • Jim played by himself
  • Feenin' played by himself
  • Marsupial Jumms played by himself
  • Igit played by Greg
  • Coach Gay played by himself
  • Coach Kniesel played by himself
  • Mighty Miller played Greg
  • "Millerized" Unconscious Kid played very briefly by Raymond
  • Crazy Achmed Commercial written & directed by Anthony at Firespark
  • K-Mart the famed "K-Mart on Buford Highway"

    • Download   Part I of "Geetism At Its Best" (4715 KB)
    • Download  Part II of "Geetism At Its Best" (3647 KB)
    • Download Part III of "Geetism At Its Best" (4146 KB)

    (Right-mouse click and choose "Save Target As" or "Save Link As" to download to your computer)


    No igits were harmed in the making of this film. One K-Mart food court chair was harmed in the making of this film. Geetism Online does not endorse any of the ridiculous products shown in the film (i.e. garden knomes, "Ounces of Bounces", the "Door Club", colorful household foot apparrel, Feenin's "held together by a string" car, Nerf footballs, foam bricks, wacky stuffed animals, Variflex skateboards, with the notable exceptions of the Fatboys album and the Igit helmet)


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