REVIEW: ROMEO MUST DIE

Ohcay well I went to see Romeo Must Die. I didn't want to see this movie because I dismissed it as a sort of Jackie Chan sort of movie. I hate Jackie Chan. I hate him with a passion. That dude just sucks ass and I don't fuckin care if he does his own stunts. I hate him. Chow Yun Fat was, is and will always be better than Jackie. Chow Yun Fat rules. Jackie Chan sucks ass. Anyways I'm getting off topic now. I thought that this movie was gonna suckass, so my expectations for a good were very low. With my lowered expectations I went to Paramount and saw Phil Guerira (I don't how to spell his last name, it's Phil from YTV). That dude is extremely short. I mean short. I think he was shorter than me and I'm like 5'5" - 5'6" only. Anyways so I go inside the theatre with practically every person from school there or something. People I'm with leave to use the washrooms and buy food I'm left to fend for the seats. Anyways more about the movie. I thought it was gonna be crap because DMX was in the movie and I thought the plot of the movie was retarded plus the title. First good thing about the movie is the soundtrack. Rap and R'n'B tunes and a little techno stuff. Then we've got the kickass fight scenes and the X-ray images of bones breaking and being crushed. Next up we've got the jokes. They were funny. Last but not least, Aliyah (sp?) didn't kiss Jet. I was cringin at the end 'cause I thought they were gonna kiss. I did not want to see Aliyah kiss Jet, I was glad they just hugged. So in short, go see this movie it kicks major ass. Now for some pictures from the movie.

THIS IS THE PIC THAT REMINDS ME OF MORTAL KOMBAT

THIS IS JET IN PRISON KICKIN SOME PRISON GUARD'S ASS UPSIDE-FUCKIN-DOWN

THIS IS JET USIN ALIYAH TO KICK THAT CHICK'S ASS 'CAUSE HE CAN'T HIT A CHICK

THIS IS JET FIGHTIN WITH KAI(asshole who killed Po)

THIS IS JET GETTIN READY TO REALLY KICK KAI'S ASS

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