Your village called...they want their idiot back
A day without sunshine is like...Night!
Everything is okay in the end..if its not okay..its not the end
You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me
Girlies always look for guys w/a VCR...thats very cute rear!
Mirrors don't talk...and lucky for you they don't laugh either
I dont need your attitude i have one of my own.
Im not smiling at you..im trying not to laugh
A pretty girl may kiss a guy, a bird may kiss a butterfly, the rising sun may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my ass!
Milk does the body good but damn how much did you drink?!
God made mud and god made dirt..god made guys so girls could flirt!
Keep the pictures, they don't change, only the people in them do.
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss youwill land among stars
Too many freaks not enuf circuses
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Dont let your mind wander-its far to small to be let out on its own
Wait...im just trying to imagine you with a personality
Pardon me?..your obviously mistaking me for sumone who gives a damn!
Id like to give you a going away present, first you do your part!
Your not yourself today..i noticed the improvement immediately
Someone said that you weren't fit enough to fuck pigs the other day...i stood up for you tho...i said you were
I refuse to star in your physco drama
I went from candy and toys to cell phones and boys!
You off my planet!
That was soooo 5 seconds ago!
I try not to let college interfere with my social life
Okay so why have you sprouted horns and are surrounded by fire?
I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures
Your like a parking ticket..you got fine written all over you!
If you mess with the best you will go down with the rest!
(Name) and (Name) were born to shine..while the rest of ya's are borderline!
Roses are red, violets are blue im schizophrenic and so am i
Aren't they just the cutest!
