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HOLIDAY
FRUSTRATIONS
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CHRISTMAS 1999

Come on now -  everyone knows how to sing to FROSTY
So lets have some FUN
and sing a tune!
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The malls are packed
But you know what they'd say
If you don't go and fight the crowds
You'll be Scrooge on Christmas Day
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You need a parking place
But it seems you just can't win.
Your poor cold feet really hurt and ache
Cause the slush you just stepped in..
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There must be magic in the air
To explain not striking back
When that lady rushed right in and stole
the last shirt off the rack
OH!
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Crash a cart into me
Just listen to him swear
Buddy you're the one who was at fault
so go on back to Sportsware
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Straight to the checkout
with my VISA I will flow
But the word's I hear are
"You're maxed out"
So it's cash or out I go
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Now it's back to my car
The gifts just slide right in
Darn, that nasty slush puddle I just found
That my foot is standing in
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There must be magic in the air
To explain not striking back
When that lady rushed right in and stole
the last shirt off the rack
OH!
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Finally in my car
Heading home, I'm filled with glee
But pulling out in the busy street
Geeze, a guy rear-ended me!
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Thumpity Thump Thump
Thumpity Thump Thump
How my bumper bends
Thumpity Thump Thump
Thumpity Thump
Will this day just ever end?

Author Jim Irving
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