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HO !

HO !

HO !
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WHICH CANDLE BURNS LONGER:
One on a fruitcake or one on a fireplace mantel?
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NEITHER;  They both burn shorter.
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WHAT IS RED AND WHITE ...YET BLACK ALL OVER?
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Santa coming down a dirty chiminney.

WHAT CAN FILL A FIREPLACE YET STILL WEIGH LESS THAN A SNOWFLAKE?
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Smoke.
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IF I WAS GOING TO THE NORTH POLE AND I MET SANTA WITH HIS REINDEER AND 2 ELVES...
How many of us would be going ?
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Just myself...
thee others were headed south.
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TWO MOTHERS AND 2 DAUGHTERS HAVE UNWRAPPED
3 PRESENTS...
YET THEY ALL STILL ONLY HAVE ONE PRESENT. WHY IS THIS SO?
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They are grandmother, mother, and daughter.
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WHAT DOES SANTA LIKE TO EAT {and do}  WHILE IN BED?
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Enjoy a "jolly" roll.

WHAT IS RED, WHITE & BLACK AND GOES SNAP, CRACKLE & POP?
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Santa in a lit fireplace.  
{  sorry if this offended anyone   }
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Thank you for stopping by and visiting me and mine; and sharing a few laughs this Holiday Season.

This web site is not sold in stores. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. No animals were harmed in the making of this web site. Void where prohibited
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CREATED 1999 BY THE 'LAZ'