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Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
You are Much Too Fat! |
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Sung to the tune of :
JINGLE BELLS |
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I heard a reindeer hoof,
then Santa dressed in red,
came crashing thro' the roof
and landed on my bed.
I thought it was a dream,
but quickly did I wake,
as soon as I heard Santa scream,
"I want a piece of cake!" |
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{CHORUS}
Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
you are much too fat;
I was sleeping peacefully
but not my bed is flat. Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer
that has to pull your sleigh! |
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He got up off the floor
and said, "How do you do?"
I said, "My back is sore,
my head is black and blue."
"So sorry!" he replied,
and then he asked my name.
He offered me a ride, I said,
"No, thank you just the same!" |
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{CHORUS}
Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
you are much too fat;
I was sleeping peacefully
but not my bed is flat. Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer
that has to pull your sleigh! |
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I heard a "ho, ho, ho,"
the sleigh was in the sky.
but it was moving slow
and wasn't very high.
It wobbled in the air,
I hoped it wouldn't fall;
Said Santa, chewing cookies,
"Merry Christmas, one and all!" |
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{CHORUS}
Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
you are much too fat;
I was sleeping peacefully
but not my bed is flat. Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer
that has to pull your sleigh! |
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BACK |
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FOR MORE FUN |
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