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I need your help: It's Kat's dream to have a white Christmas wedding, so Alfie contacts his cousin Maxwell to try and get a snow machine.

Will you marry me: Alfie is worried because he couldn't afford a decent ring for Kat. Little did he know that Nana Moon slipped her ring into the box instead!

We're still married: Alfie's ex wife Liza pays him a visit and devestates him by telling him that the divorce never went through after all!

Help!: Alfie wakes up to find that Kat's cuffed him to the bed, and he can't get to the solicitors in time to get his divorce papers.

Are we?: The registrar won't marry them without the decree, so Alfie worries over what to tell Kat on the day of their wedding, Christmas Day.

Bring a whistle?: Alfie calls his dim mate Ray and asks him to pretend to be the registrar for £100. Ray agrees, and is soon off practising his lines.

What's going on: The fake ceremony gets underway, but Alfie can't lie to Kat any longer. As Ray asks if anyone objects, Alfie raises his hand.

Come on: Kat and the guests are confused as to what's happened. A tearful Alfie says that he needs to talk to Kat alone, and they leave the room.

Just in time: The two eventually make up. Alfie returns downstairs to find his solicitor with the divorce papers. He calls the registrar to try and convince him to come.

I'm dirty: Kat is angry and upset that Alfie lied to her. She says that nothing good ever happens to her because she's "dirty and cheap". She then bursts into tears.

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My gorgeous husband: Finally, when the registrar arrives, Kat and Alfie are married on Christmas day. It's so sweet!