My Fiction
This is the primary reason for this site's creation. Collected here are the tales that I've sewn together with rusty needles over the years. Follow my gradual decline into dementia, beginning with the stories I'd written during my high school years and culminating in the mad ravings of the present.

East Quad Menu
Satisfy your morbid curiousity to know what all the freak-a-dinks in the dorms are eating this very day. Go on. Everybody's doing it.

The Crushing Ascendant
I now have a web log. It's got more of that lengthy exposition I'm so fond of, and it doesn't concern anything of great importance. Why wouldn't you want to read it?

Facebook Biography
Since Facebook apparently doesn't give a crap "About Me," the popular website has forced my hand to evacuate my personal details to this site.

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