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No-one should have the power to hurt someone else just out of jealousy, envy, or spite. from Troll Attack! You May Be Next
And lastly, this from a wire news story: "The failure to renew (Kobe) Bryant's contract with McDonald's marks the second major blow to his business interests after Italian food group Ferrero dropped him in August as their frontman for Nutella chocolate spread." Blow? Frontman? Chocolate? Spread? That's either really bad writing or subliminal communication at its greatest. Either way, make up your own jokes. from Ronald to Kobe: I Got Your Super-Size Right Here
Some highlights from the McDonald's web site. "We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers." A hamburger company serving people? Eww. I always thought it was horse meat. from Ronald to Kobe: I Got Your Super-Size Right Here
(I noticed I've used the word "pretentious" in every blog I've posted. I swear to you this entry will not contain the word "pretentious." Wait a second.... D'oh!) from How-To Pick the Rose Bowl Winner (almost) Guaranteed
I knew blogs existed, even seen a couple inadvertently, but to me they were the sort of things written by high school girls or the terminally nerdy, filled with things such as, "Joey and Carmella were at the mall. she was SOOO flaunting it in front of me all 'he's with me biatch.' carmella is such a slut. she's such a ho and someday joeys going see that and BEG me to take him back just so he can get away from her. SHES THE BIATCH u readin this ???!! YOUR THE BIATCH!!!" |