Tumor Circus Virus 87 Alternative Tentacles 1991 Darren Mor-X:Drums Charles Tolnay:Fender Jag+Effects Darren Flattum: Bass Fuzz Mike Morasky: Guitar, Tapes, Samples Jello Biafra : Voice, words, Conceptual Psychosis Hazing for Success (pork rind confidential)/Human Cyst/The Man with the Corkscrew Eyes/Fireball/Swine Flu/Calcutta-A-Go-Go/Take me back or I'll drown our dog (Headlines)/Meathook up my Rectum/Turn off the Respirator Hazing for Success (pork rind confidential) Good grooming requires Time honored methods Of ritual humiliation and torture Wanna play with the big boys? Ya gotta be mean And bow to the Masonic fez Secret society By invitation only Fraternal order Of the skull and bones Just like your Daddy It's your turn, George We think you might belong in our animal house You're picked for the skull and bones C'mon down And strip for the skull and bones C'mon down And show us what you're made of, George C'mon down Maybe you can be one of us While our families make laws On what not to do We do it all inside the lodge Brick building with no windows Where Jolly Rogers romp In the heart of the campus Of green green Yale Inside we possess Nazi memorabillia And the stolen skull of Geronimo Apaches tried to get it back We switched and gave them someone elses Used cranium instead Ha! Pancho Villa's might be lying Around here too We brothers have no secrets We lie to everyone else So tell your sexual history And what you'd do to which Sorority girls When we've all reached Washington To plunder for the skull and bones C'mon down Mud wrestle with the skull and bones C'mon down Show us everything you're made of, George Get down Only then will you be one of us The world is our casino We inherit the broth Not much left to conquer or crave We don't already got I snuck into the study of the Dad I barely know Watched IIsa,She-Wolf of the SS on his video Knew then old boy networks of power Was the life for me Nothing we cause touches us 'Cept when we lose money For kicks we kick around the globe Start a war if we're going broke Supply both sides, watch 'em choke Blood of the WASP runs thick as oil Yo ho ho ho, Yo ho ho ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho Shut up! Shut up! I am not a wimp I aint no wimp Read my lips... That's it, George It's your turn, George You know the rules You know the rules Down with your pants Unzip your fly Let's all have a look at the old school tie We'll circle jerk Into a coffin But you gotta go first, George We want to watch That's it, George Harder, George More, George Pump, George You're gonna cum, George All over the third reich memorabillia Squirt some icing On Geronimo and Pancho over there Yeah! George...ah...ah...ah...wheeeeee!! That's it George We knew you had it in you Smile that sick smile again, George We got you some pork rinds Brocolli-flavored, your favorite Sticky though it may be No we know You've got what it takes To lead... Human Cyst Something's growing inside me Burning deep under my skin Swollen with nowhere to go Infection must be drained All I do is touch it And sets off so much pain Hold on Hold on Puss where my warm blood should be Gotta slice and squeeze it free More I wait, worse it will be I'm living with a human cyst You move in Say you love me Let's make our dreams come true Rent and phone bills piling up But you cry when I ask you Fancy job downtown- Why is it you're always broke? Hold on Hold on Where my best friend used to be One I love is using me Fear going back to being lonely But I'm living with a human cyst Gotta cut out the cancer But I fear the pain When I lance the boil The pain get's even worse Oh, by the way Your diary Says a slick Ivy league penis Has a key to this place: "Yeah we fuck our brains out When you're away Shower together and he scrubs away In all those places I told you Touch only me 5 years apart I think you're too old When you see how much I stole From you and our friends as well Ha, Ha, Ha, I'm using you I want palimony too!" Greed Disease Actress HUMAN CYST The Man with the Corkscrew Eyes The man with the corkscrew eyes Sees through walls Sees through lies Always knows Who's using who Who not to trust And what they'll do He alone Sees all For what it's worth And there lies the pain The man with the corkscrew eyes Sees through everyone Stays on Guard Never at home Anywhere Always wants To be somewhere else The real thing Without the games Does this exist Or is that too much to ask? So alone Thinks for himself The load is heavy And there lies the pain My brain radar's Working all the time Can't turn it off It's always on When I least expect it A spark, a fire I feel inspired I feel inspired!! These crazy ideas Crawl in my mind They light me up I'm whole again Keep me awake Won't let me rest Rather toss and turn Than go through my life asleep Free alone Never bored I am...Alive Alive Alive Alive-O! Fireball Pinball in the pocket Fate is not our own Something has to switch the machine on Drop a quarter in You're popped up from below Outside the glass Spring's pulled back Ready or not here you go FIRE! You're on the field Bumper to bumper Wall to wall Lights go on Bells go off Flipped around At the whim of unseen hands Chorus: Riding the fireball How long will it last Each force Decides where the other goes And they're all out of control Some people know they've got it Other people don't Aint born with it It takes both work and luck Reach for strands of meaning They all fly by so fast Like picking branches from a train It all slips through my hand Chorus: Riding a fireball How long will it last Trying to balance On a floor always tilting down Life roars by in such A whirl of energy Confidence, direction, speed Knock down targets, rack up points Try not to fall back down that hole Time stops Look around Out there with you Your more powerful twin The one whom seems to be everything You though you could never be It's now or never To knock 'em down And sort of be free You're on a roll now...GO! Collide Action, equal reaction Surprise Big obstacles aren't so much bigger after all One chance Leads to another and another One shot Moght aim you Straight through the gates To wake the Gods Release Wotan Odin too Extra balls Allies, chances Then one by one they vanish Circumstances Every day Rocket fuel Or they get in the way On your own Trying not to fall With no means of but you Chorus: Riding the fireball Gotta make it last Way beyond What you thought your limits were Can almost grab the reins and use That energy Thrust and thwack and ricochet One wrong shot your, you're helplessly Rolling back down towards that hole Game over Plopped in the dark At least I have time To sort through all these flashes in my mind Swine Flu You know what they say " 'bout picking up a stray" It could turn out to be swine flu Dumped by the road Why don't you take me home And you have your very own swine flu Swine Flu Swine Flu Soon all the time You hear a familiar noise The piercing whining howl of swine flu It never goes away It bugs you every day You never hear the end of swine flu Give me food Give me love And when you do I'll whine some more Letme in, let me out Only you'd keep me around Plunk a dead rat on the floor Aren't you proud of me? Can I lick you now? Poison oak caked in my fur For me to brush against your skin Swine Flu Swine Flu Swine Flu You all are insane To shelter, feed and put up with me My self-esteem's so bad My grateful gift to you Is yowl, yowl, yowl, yowl, yowl yowl, yowl, yowl, yowl, yowl 'Til you're down to my level Swine Flu Swine Flu My childhood was bad And this is my revenge You'll never hear the end of swine flu Swine Flu Swine Flu Swine Flu Calcutta-A-Go-Go Two skeletons embrace Atop a human brain Revolving sunset glare Frosts the folds They stretch across the wrinkles Like a nude Marilyn Monroe Clatter thier teeth And take a bite of the soil Rock back and forth Screaming at the sky Where is our God? We wanna love you but why? Slices of our mind Point to different paths Only one might grant a taste Of eternal peace Dip your toe in the ice Scratch your head, find lice Crawling out from your fingernail Calcutta-A-Go-Go Transfixed as the world turns More and more like Calcutta Trampling heat of life in a shrinking cage More and more crowded into less Writing drips from the walls So thin they wilt With the next monsoon Who will survive? The people or the snakes? The sharks? The roaches? Or the rats? Who are we to tell ourselves That the pinnacle Of evolution Is the human race Trickling diwn through your gums Nothing tastes quite right I wave my antennae Calcutta-A-Go-Go Eye to eye Kali Yuga Feeding on a host who gave up to soon Let's ride the falling stars To the ruins of the old gold mine Rub the rust and splinters into our wounds Roll and grind on the old slag heap At the edge of the shafts of darkness That plunge so far below Drop a rock down There's no splash Silence... No dust, no clues, no ash Echo back Spellbound jaws 'neath the balcony Possum tailed from the Lemming tree Plug-in Evita waves And flashes a peroxide smile- Goodbye Follow hope upstream As we're swept downstream Godot fell asleep at the wheel somewhere Calcutta-A-Go-Go Oh oh oh Our heads are in the sand at high noon Take me back or I'll drown our dog (Headlines) "Take me back or I'll drown our dog." Love those headlines Love those headlines "CIA is breeding slaves" Need those headlines Crave those headlines "Designer beef" "Surfing for Christ" "Horse molester must be stopped" "Police kill man to stop suicide" "City burns, Party goes on" Headlines-I wanna hear some Good News-Even if it's a lie Scandal-For me to gaze on Entertain me tonight "Happy day ends in death" Love those headlines Need those headlines "Pollution signals oppurtunity" Need those headlines Crave those headlines "Viruses from AIDS lab sold" "Easter Bunny arrest shocks children at mall" "April slated as Child Abuse Month" "Donate blood and win prizes" Hey! what's your favorite cartoon? Mine's the Prime Time News Nightline, Twin Peaks, or the Simpsons Are all about as real as... Headlines-We all believe Good News-What we wanna believe Why let- truth get in the way of a good story Spin Control Stress Control Image Doctors Photo ops So much goes in And comes right back out Of my mind "Vegatarian terrorists" "Autopsies of the rich and famous" Reenact a crime It's real enough for me... "A hopping mad Madonna stormed out of a Hollywood beauty parlor-after discovering the staff was selling her toenail clippings" "Used to be millions of mummies before the Egyptian railroads bought them by the ton and used them for locomotive fuel" "Motorcycle courier John Orchard was fined $400 after 50,000 hypodermic needles fell from his cycle on a busy highway and punc- tured the tires on 141 cars" "two weeks later, While they were eating ham- burgers at a drive-in, Jim-and I just love this part-put an onion ring on Sandy's finger and asked her to marry him" Hey! This is how life should be So I'll pretend it is Happy news For Happy people With Happy problems Headlines-tell a person something Good news-Long enough they'll believe Anything-What they think is real Instead of what they see Meathook up my Rectum The meathook of Randall Terry Plowed up my rectum Agh! The snout of Jesse Helms Fouling everything I read Agh! Gored by the PMRC Parental advisory Clean white songs for mommy Or you're banned in the U.S.A. Agh! Such a pain in the ass A big fist of cement With Joe McCarthy's name attached A lair of white bread worms Gnaws my spine Is that a cattle prod in your pocket Or are you just glad to see me? Agh! Desires tied in knots of pain Tighter, tighter, going insane Agh! Afraid to think Afraid to screw I hear batwings in our bedroom Voila! There they are- Bloodsuckers for decency Vampires on the take World's fattest rattlesnakes Moving closer to the kill Where have I seen those eyes? I hate their God And it hates me A cop up in heaven Raining Holy-Roller hell on earth One by one fish hooks creep in Five year mission to get under your skin Wrap around your brain and stem Pull your soul apart from within Inside Inside They bite my mind Bite my mind Bite my mind Bite my mind Out of the closet Into the fire Zero tolerance for life Will I ever feel free To be free...? Turn off the Respirator Hear me now Hear me plea I've led a pretty good life No time To dwell On why it's gotta end this way My head throbs My bowels burn Bedsore sweat I can't move IV spikes Plastic tubes Cancer in the terminal ward Kept alive By sick machines Doctors know I aint got a chance Wanna see our home One last time But, it's too late And our savings are gone I love you all I'm so sorry But someone's gotta pull the plug Turn off the respirator Turn it off. It's time to go Turn off the respirator Turn it off And let me die in peace I love you I love you I love each and every one of you Goodbye my love Don't forget I'll love you always Help me Help me Lock the door Make sure the doctor's away Pull the plug Pull it now Pull the plug And we all hold hands I love you I love you We had a good life together Pull the plug Pull it fast I can't take this pain anymore Turn off the respirator Turn it off Let me die in peace Turn off the respirator If the nurse comes running Barricade the door Time to go Time to die One last kiss And then goodbye One last hug Last embrace Clasp our hands For good times' sake All the things we did together All the ups and downs we had Could be better Could be worse Now they're all snapshots In my mind I love you I love you I love you I love you Take care of yourself Take care of the kids Take care of the cats And all those things Have a good life I wish I was there It's important to me You keep yourself well Pull through Go on Pull through Don't give up Keep trying Keep going Take care I'm counting on you I love you I love you I love all of you Please believe it Don't ever forget it I love you I love you I love you Goodbye