Feeling down and blue? Like a lemming, poised on a clifftop? Do you think you're all alone?
You're probably right. But Mr Cheery the Happy Gnome® isn't! He has lots of friends! He also has a perfect lady-gnome to come home to, three baby gnomettes who love him dearly, no homework or exams in any form, no money worries and in fact no worries of any kind. His life is everything yours is not. Now doesn't that make you feel better?
It doesn't? Now that IS a shame. Mr Cheery® thinks it's a shame, don't you Mr Cheery®? Oh, OK. Mr Cheery® seems to find that very amusing. Well... that's OK too. Isn't it? At least someone has got joy from your utter, all-consuming misery. Now you needn't die feeling that you have helped no-one; you have in fact made Mr Cheery®'s wonderful life that little bit better. Now if that's not a comforting thought nothing is.
Of course that last is a valid option as well.