ALL LYRICS BY J. CHAOS
HE WAS A LITTLE BIT RETARDED
ALWAYS FINISHED BEFORE HE STARTED
EVERYDAY DURING LUNCH
HE'D HAVE TO GIVE UP HIS MONEY OR HE MIGHT GET PUNCHED
AND EVERYDAY AFTER SCHOOL
HE'D WEAR HIS BICYCLE HELMET
SO HIS HEAD WON'T GET BRUISED
IN A BASEMENT LOCKED IN A CAGE
DESPITE ALL THE RAGE
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
LIVE FAST AND YOU DIE HARD
THAT IS THE WAY OF THE RETARD
LOOKING AT HIM IN SCHOOL ALWAYS MADE ME SICK
LIKE A REJECT MONSTER FROM A BAD HORROR FLICK
SPECIAL ED. NEVER FELT SO GOOD
HE COULD READ AND WRITE WE NEVER THOUGHT THAT HE COULD
PUT HIM IN THE YARD IN A PEN TO PLAY
WITH A BICYCLE HELMET
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
SCOTTIE WAS A PRODIGAL SON
WHAT HE WANTS IS NOT FOR FUN
NOW HE WORKS AT BURGER KING
CHILLING IN THE BACK
FRYING ONION RINGS