Alex Barron
He didn't steal your lunch.  Furthermore, he doesn't know who did.
Hi, I'm Alex.  This picture was taken at the Alamo, where Davy Crockett and Daniel Boone and George Washington all fought to keep the Nazis out of Chicago.  If you look about one inch to the left of my head, you will see the very spot where, some hundred years ago, someone put a white brick amongst several grayish bricks.  Going to the Alamo was a historical experience because when you can't walk into the Alamo without tripping over a huge pile of history.  They just leave it sitting around.  It's kind of irresponsible.  If I wasn't such an honest guy, I might go in and steal some and start my own historical monument.

By the way, I play the bass and really like it, among other things.

Also, I've never been to the Alamo.  This picture was taken in a shady looking building by Jason's house.  Sorry about the lying.