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Name: Danshoku Bouya ("Bouya" being his first name). (Meaning is basically "Danshouko"-"Male homosexuality/sodomy", and "Bouya"-"Boy")
Physical Appearance
Although his short hair is naturally black, he's bleached the bangs blonde and added pink stripes to the blonde part. Although short, it is a very fluffy girlish short. His eyes are wide, and very dark black, with long thick lashes most girls would kill to have. His body is skinny (almost lanky) somewhat short and compact sized (5'4 and only about 100 lbs O_o). Bouya's skin is very pale (he's used to night life), and smooth, though occasionally he has slight red marks on his hips from where his last bedmate had held him a little too tightly. He dresses in the hottest and latest of clubbing cloths. All the time. Scandalously tight pants, half-shirts, boots, fishnet things... you name it. He walks with a slight hip-swing that most guys find it impossible to do. He doesn't talk with a lisp, but says "what-EVER" and refers to his female friends as "sister (or girlfriend)".... You just CAN'T say this guy is not gay. Picture!
Personality
"Queer and Loving It" Says the pink letters on Bouya's scandalously tight black tee-shirt, and that couldn't be more true. Bouya is the definition of a flamingly gay guy, and does nothing to hide it. He's bouncy and exuberant and had probably banged more football players then your average cheerleader. And that's just counting the football players. Bouya is DAMN proud of who and what he is, and although he has little against 'straight' people, he will return a cry of "FAGGOT!" with "BREEDERS!" .... or a sexual proposition of the one yelling it is a particularly cute guy.
Bouya likes sex. A lot. Whenever and wherever he can get it, he will. ^_^;; (His goal is to someday get into Pimp Master's pants. Why? Just so he can say he did.)Ever since he became sailor Uke, he's been on the hunt for a Sailor Seme. Why? Well, Sailor Uke figures that whoever Sailor Seme is, since they MUST be meant to be together, he'll probably be the best lay ever. ^_^; Yes. He is really that shallow. Bouya could care less about the struggling of the world or the fact that people are suffering. That's their problem, not his, and at the moment he's living the high life being hot and in-demand, and that's just peachy. He LOVES being an H-senshi. It's "Damn shibby."
Bouya has the tendency to whine when he doesn't get his way, and overall act like a 2 year old. He doesn't have temper-tantrums anymore, though. He grew out of those when he as 13.
...Also, how he is only 16 and yet can get into things that would be rated at least NC-17 is anyone's guess. "It's my power. I shake my boo-tay and people do whatever I ask." Bouya would say.
History
Bouya's mum and dad died in a car crash when he was just a baby. Note that this impact didn't have any effect on the rest of his life, and he doesn't particularly miss them, nor has he ever gone into angst mode over never knowing them (except for once when he was twelve. Then he watched Velvet Goldmine and felt better.) His aunt and uncle took custody of him after that. No one is quite sure whom they work for or what they do, but they're home for one night once a month -at most- and make a lot of money. They also don't mind what Bouya does while they're not there, as long as the house is clean and there when they come back, and he doesn't get arrested.
As for when he discovered he was gay, well, when he wanted to sing "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend" dressed as Marilyn Monroe for the 4th grade talent show (and did. And WON), the cat was pretty much out of the bag then. His aunt and uncle, if they know, don't give a damn. And strangely enough neither do most people. The few times Bouya does encounter bigotry toward his lifestyle, he just grins and depending on who is giving it to him, either makes a crack about theirs or makes a lewd sexual offer. ^_^;
When he got his letter, at first he was very confused. He had always paid in cash at the store before, so how could he have a bill? Without even opening it he went down to the store to discuss the so-called 'bill'.
He was pleasantly surprised to find what the 'bill' REALLY meant.
SAILOR UKE
Element: The bottom position of homosexual lovin!
Colors: Cream, black, and pink.
Symbol: A heart with a "U" in it. ^^;
Henshin Item: .... What? Why are you staring?! My god, you perverts! It's just a small pin with a purple triangle on it!
Henshin Sequence
Bouya taps his pin (where ever on his body it may be) and yells "Oh god, YES!" like he's having an orgasm (which transforming feels like for him, so you see why he's so eager to do it all the time). His body suddenly turns all cream colored and shiny, while the 'background' turns pink with white bubbles outlined. Promptly loosing his cloths, Bouya starts spinning and glowing until there's a bright flash of light and Sailor Uke is standing there. ^^;; (Yes, not very dramatic... it was either this or something that looked like he was giving a blow job.)
Fuku (Uniform)
Okay, from the bottom up here, people. First, we have stylish shiny pink boots, complete with near-stiletto heels that are just short of being thigh-high. To cover his man-parts (as little as possible) is a pair of pink hot pants that should be considered UNDERWEAR they're so small that zip up the front. Over that is a cream colored so-short-you-can't-even-call-it-a-skirt. His belly is totally bare, and he has something like a half-shirt version of the top of an actual sailor-based school uniform (cream with pink trim, pink sailor-flap thing, cream bow, and pink heart with a "U" in it in the middle), but with a slit up the middle, so it's the bow alone that holds the top closed (not that it being open would make much of a difference considering how little it leaves to the imagination). To complete the almost stripper-like uniform he wears a pair of cream-colored fingerless gloves (silk) that reach to his elbows.
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Attack
"Do You Wanna Touch?"
A rather odd little distraction spell named after a song by Gary Glitter. Basically no matter where they are, everything goes dark and a strobe lights come on over Sailor Uke as he dances (strip-teases) to "Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah!)". When it gets to the chorus and Sailor Uke yells (with all male victims yelling the "Yeah!"s, of course) "Do you wanna touch-(yeah!) Do you wanna touch-(yeah!) Do you wanna touch me there?!" At which point the music stops and all males who saw the attack are now, er... 'charmed'. Mind you, this isn't the "fight for you" charm, it's the "Drop everything else in pursuit of getting some of that hot ass" charm.... no wonder Sailor Uke wishes he had running sneakers instead of high heels.
Note that female and female-inclined robots are pretty much immune to this spell, which is just fine with Sailor Uke. Totally neutral robots and such are not immune to the attacks, however there is a chance they can resist. If you're even slightly male... eh. Forget it, you have no chance.
Weapon/Creature
The Magical Bottle of KY! How is it magical? It's NEVER EMPTY! ..................Yes, that's it.
PLAYER INFO
Player: Kelsey ^_^
E-mail: whiterosehime@hotmail.com
Webpage: http://angelus.greyapril.com ^_^