Beldin's review

I see you've read the story of the old fool - "Belgarath the Sorceror"?! Of course, he made a mess of things as usual. If you are 11000 years old, you can't hope to get even the names right. But in fact, it's worse. He is a storyteller, you know. He will tell you whatever he can imagine if he thinks it makes a better story. And that's not all. He is personally involved. I'll give you a rule of thumb: Whenever he is speaking about himself, consider the possibility of boasting.
Just take his claim that he proved 3+3=6. He dares to write "Empirical evidence doesn't prove anything, because the investigator might be crazy. Certainty exists only in pure mathematics." This? From Belgarath? I'm sure you guess that in fact I tried to explain the necessity of o proof to him. You should ask Garion - Belgarath told him once that he doesn't know the reason why 2+2=4. Instead, he hoped Garion knows. Belgarion has a strange mind, but he isn't able to do such things. His son Geran could do the job, I believe. This little boy is very promising. He is the heir of the Rivan throne and Guardian of the Orb, he has our "gift" and he was the Child of Dark for almost half an hour. My theory is... Forget it, you wouldn't understand it anyway. Don't look so offended, you clot, you simply don't have the time to think it over for 300-400 years, have you?
However, I'll tell you something you might understand. You remember how on their way back to the Vale Garion gave Geran the Orb to play with? Poledra said he was too young for that and gave him another toy instead - the little stick with only one end I made for Polgara. Geran figured it out within three days. He even tried to explain it to me, but this is a little bit hard if you can't speak very well. Fortunately, he could not write either - I'm afraid I would have seen formulas otherwise.

Don't get me wrong - not all of Belgarath's stories are gibberish. He described our first encounter rather exactly. I'll never forget the foolish expression on his face when I translocated the rocks he wanted me to carry to his tower. I like it very much to do this to Belgarath.
He gave a fairly accurate report on how we built my tower, but he made of it a story so sentimental that I simply can't read it without vomitting. The facts are in place, I'll admit. It was Belmakor who made the first draft. The final version was Belsambar's work, however. The man was an artist. He was one of the Angaraks worth living in the world (there are just a few of them - Torak was their curse, but not their fault). If Belsambar survived, he would be the first disciple of Eriond, naturally. But he is dead, he was too gentle for this evil world. I will grieve for him until time ends.
I'd like to show you that tower of mine he created, though I don't know how. You say it's easy with the Will and the Word? Don't speak about things you can't understand. Yes, I could make an illusion of my tower, though I'm not so good at it as Belsambar was. Please, tell me how to convert this illusion into a GIF, if you are so clever!

However, it is possible to translate illusions into pictures. Look at this graphic of an artist of another world. It should be very interesting to live in such a building. I wonder how this guy - his name is Escher - could see and draw this without being a Sorcerer? If he was, it's not much of a trick, naturally. My one-ended stick is made in a similar way.

Some of the remarks of my ancient brother are really funny. Take that one: "Just in passing, I'd like to let you know that over the centuries I've spent much more time holding tankards than I have drinking from them." When I read this I found myself lying on the floor helplessly laughing. I've seen some of the hang-overs he had from this "holding tankards" of his...
There is another very strange story about his shabby vagabond outfit. He claimes it was made by one of the finest tailors in Tol Honeth. If it's true, there were no holes under the patches, and the fraying was woven into the cloth of his tunic. I can't be absolutely positive, since Pol confirms it in her book. But I doubt it nevertheless. I think I know him better. And it simply wouldn't make any sense. Every first year student of the academy in Boktor could see that it's a disguise. He could as well stand up in the middle of the market place and shout "I'm Belgarath the Sorcerer, please, don't recognize me!" I suspect that in this place they remembered writing a book for the instruction of the young (Geran and his many sisters). You know Pol's peculiar ideas concerning neatness...
That's ridiculous, of course. Polgara was not always so fond of bathing as she is now. I know this, I've raised her. Belgarath knows it as well, and you can find it in his book. Once he compared her look with "an abandoned bird's nest", this comes near to the truth. Later she explained that look to Anrak with a disguise, too. Riva's brother was Alorn enough to answer "It was a very good disguise, Lady Polgara. You were an absolute mess."

I can't comment the entire book, of course. You should have some general idea now where he is right and where not. If you've read it, read it once more and find out what is most probably wrong. If not, you should read it. You will know more after that (not about the facts - but about how he'd like to see them). Don't make the mistake to trust him, though. He's a liar, and when you are 19000 years old, you have problems with your memory.


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Hans-Jürgen Fischer, last modified Fri, Jul 21st, 2000