I saw Batman kissing kitty Kyle
High above Gotham's skyline, last night.
He didn't see me swing,
When I was on out as 'wing.
Batman thought I was busy
In the city with something.

Then I saw Bats kiss her with much style;
My first thought was 'This cannot be right.'
Oh, very dead I would have been,
If the dark knight would had seen
Me watching him kiss kitty that night.

fin