List Fic Limericks
    By Gen X


    There once was a gal name of Smitty,
    Who went to school in the city,
    In came a stranger
    not sheltered from danger,
    In shock, we find, she's not as witty.

    Surprised in class, her breath she did loose
    The seat next 'er, boy Grayson did choose
    Those eyes and that hair
    All she did was stare
    In that class, again, she ne'er will snooze.


    Once lass Reccea had a devious ploy,
    An archer, she thought, would bring her joy.
    Sly and smart was she,
    Caught Harper with glee.
    Now squeals, "I have my own Roy boy toy!"

    "Twenty minutes, please? I'm not needy."
    "You can have five, you can't be greedy."
    "Does it take him long?"
    "Nope, he's quick and strong."
    "Wow! So that's why they called him 'Speedy'."


    There once was a list mommy named Kat,
    Who lived in a city damn fine and phat,
    It's time for her peers,
    To give her three cheers!
    So "Hip, Hip, Hooray!" and all of that :)


    Our friend Scott, has done many odd things,
    Now he has a weird idea sans strings,
    He worked 'round the clock,
    Emerged with a box
    "Look gals, Batman Maxis, now with wings."

    fin


    ~story index~