Once there was a stack of comic books,
Then media gave the bat such new looks,
Cartoons were next spawned,
First TAS, then Beyond.
So watch the T.V., you silly mooks.

Cartoons are dumb, cause they're 2-D.
I'm an adult, as you can quite see.
They're for the rugrat,
Not fans of the bat.
But wait, comics are flat, silly me!

TAS was different in many ways,
They tweaked this, changed that, new style agaze,
The short pants were gone,
Harl' and Tim redrawn,
But for the new things, it deserves praise.

There's a man behind the cartoon voice,
His name's Kevin Conroy, his work's choice.
Each word the bat said,
By Kevin was read,
So give Conroy three cheers and rejoice!

A future batman, might be cliche,
The show has good scenes, if I can say:
Give Terry a chance,
worth more than a glance.
Saturday mornings at eight, quite schway.

fin