Parody of Dr. Suess's "Green Eggs and Ham."


    Sushi and Soy
    By Gen X


    I am Kon.

    I am Kon.
    Kon, I am.

    That Superboy!
    That Superboy!
    I do not like
    that Superboy!

    Do you like
    sushi with soy?

    I do not like it,
    Superboy.
    I do not like
    sushi with soy.

    Would you like it
    here or there?

    I would not like it
    here or there.
    I would not like it
    anywhere.
    I do not like
    sushi with soy.
    I do not like it,
    Superboy.

    Would you like it
    on train tracks?
    Would you like it
    made by Max?

    I do not like it
    on train tracks.
    I do not like it
    made by Max.

    I do not like it
    here or there.
    I do not like it
    anywhere.
    I do not like sushi with soy.
    I do not like it, Superboy.

    Would you eat it
    in the past?
    Would you eat it
    moving fast?

    Not in the past.
    Not moving fast.
    Not on train tracks.
    Not made by Max.
    I would not eat it here or there.
    I would not eat it anywhere.
    I would not eat sushi with soy.
    I do not like it, Superboy.

    Would you? Could you?
    as you spar?
    Eat it! Eat it!
    Here they are.

    I would not,
    could not,
    as I spar.

    You may like it.
    You will see.
    You may like it
    in the sea?

    I would not in the sea.
    I would not, could not in the sea.
    Not as I spar! You let me be.

    I do not like it in the past.
    I do not like it moving fast.
    I do not like it on train tracks
    I do not like it made by Max
    I do not like it here or there.
    I do not like it anywhere.
    I do not like sushi with soy.
    I do not like it, Superboy.

    In space! In space!
    In space! In space!
    Could you, would you
    up in space?

    Not up in space! Not in the sea!
    Not as I spar! Kon! Let me be!
    I would not, could not, in the past.
    I could not, would not, moving fast.
    I will not eat it made by Max
    I will not eat it on train tracks.
    I will not eat it here or there.
    I will not eat it anywhere.
    I do not like it, Superboy.

    Say!
    In the cave?
    Here in the cave!
    Would you, could you, in the cave?

    I would not, could not,
    in the cave.

    Would you, could you,
    on a case?

    I would not, could not, on a case.
    Not in the cave. Not up in space,
    Not as I spar, Not in the sea.
    I do not like it, Kon, you see.
    Not on train tracks. Not in the past.
    Not made by Max. Not moving fast.
    I will not eat it here or there.
    I do not like it anywhere!

    You do not like
    sushi with soy?

    I do not
    like it,
    Superboy.

    Could you, would you,
    with a mule?

    I would not,
    could not.
    with a mule!

    Would you, could you,
    in your school?

    I could not, would not, in my school.
    I will not, will not, with a mule.
    I will not eat it on a case.
    I will not eat it up in space.
    Not in the cave! Not in the sea!
    Not as I spar! You let me be!
    I do not like it in the past.
    I do not like it moving fast.
    I will not eat it on train tracks.
    I do not like it made by Max.
    I do not like it here or there.
    I do not like it ANYWHERE!

    I do not like
    sushi with soy!

    I do not like it,
    Superboy.

    You do not like it.
    So you say.
    Try it! Try it!
    And you may.
    Try it and you may I say.

    Kon!
    If you will let me be,
    I will try it.
    You will see.

    Say!
    I like sushi with soy!
    I do!! I like it, Superboy!
    And I would eat it in my school!
    And I would eat it with a mule...
    And I will eat it on a case.
    And in the cave. And up in space.
    And as I spar. And in the sea.
    They are so good, so good, you see!

    So I will eat it in the past.
    And I will eat it moving fast.
    And I will eat it on train tracks.
    And I will eat it made by Max.
    And I will eat it here and there.
    Say! I will eat it ANYWHERE!

    I do so like
    sushi and soy!
    Thank you!
    Thank you,
    Superboy!

    fin


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