GeoffX Sunday Programming Lineup
(all times are Central)
Too Close For Comfort
Ellen
The 700 Club
Atheist Shut-In Cathedral
Atheist Sunday School
After-Sunday School Special
The Urban Sportsman with Alec Gast
Don't miss this hour of nature-based excitement and adventure! Join 11-year-old master huntsman Alec Gast as he tracks down squirrels, raccoons, and stray pets around some of the South Suburbs' most scenic neighborhoods with his trusty 30.06, a sawed-off 12-gauge, and a sack of hand grenades. On this week's special "Shootin' Downtown" segment, Alec picks off pigeons in Daley Plaza at 4 in the afternoon on a Friday.
Antique Prostitute Roadshow
Got any old hookers just lying around the house? Well, dust 'em off and bring 'em in, because they could be worth a lot more than you think! Join us as we travel across this great land of ours with a team of expert prostitute appraisers, who will finally let you know just how much you should charge for the tricks your old whore turns!
Fishing With Fredo
Fredo Corleone is your host, as he trolls some of our country's most secluded lakes in search of the perfect catch. Don't ask us why there aren't any poles or bait.
Yan Can Masturbate
This Old House Was Your House
Until I Burned It Down
The Children's Cooking Hour with Jeff Smith
GeoffX Presents: Sunday Family-Time Programming
Highway To Hell
Starring Michael Landon and Sam Kinison!
Silver Spoons
The Gast Family
Join Al, Janet, Matt, Geoff, and Alec every week for good old-fashioned family laughs. You'll wish you were a part of this family! This week, Uncle Al stops by with his famous brownies, and hilarity ensues! And keep an eye out for wacky neighbor Mike Pries and his wildly popular catchphrase, "What's up, Mr. G?"
Touched By A Leper
GeoffX Sunday Night At The Movies
In the tradition of all great cable networks owned by Ted Turner, once we get our hands on a major motion picture, we keep airing it incessantly. That's why GeoffX guarantees you'll be seeing the same movie every week for at least a month!

This month's feature presentation:
"Witness II: Electric Boogaloo"
Starring: Chris Wodarski
Chris plays himself in this ambitious film, as he goes undercover in an Amish community in rural Indiana in an attempt to pick up chicks. Says Wodarski of this film, which he also wrote, produced, and directed, "It's a groundbreaking piece about a voyage of understanding and self-discovery... with lots of softcore porn thrown in for good measure."
Banacek
GeoffX's Sunday Late-Night Comedy Chumbucket!
Every Sunday night, GeoffX fills the airwaves with some of the worst programming we can slap together. It's our way of saying, "For the love of God, turn off the TV and go to bed already!" One look at this craptacular lineup, and you'll agree: it's TV worth avoiding!
After M*A*S*H
Rhoda
Who's The Boss?
Head Of The Class
Gimme A Break!
Blossom
Brotherly Love
Dear John
Mr. Belvedere
The Chevy Chase Show
For six magical weeks, Chevy Chase set out to make his mark on the late-night talk show landscape... and failed miserably. Tune in and be astounded as you actually feel your will to live being sucked from your body! Also works as a sure-fire cure for chronic insomnia!