HOW TO SPOT
an AARDVARK

Evidence shows that Aardvarks are indeed little floppy earred creatures that have silly long protruding snouts. They scatter across wastelands looking for anthills to suck ants out of. Their Snout is not to be confused with a similar shaped Spout of the conventional Teapot. Aardvarks are never to be used for brewing Tea. You may, however, find your Tea-drinking Aardvark by the trail of its tea, or by the sound of its spoon stirring in the teacup.

Aardvarks are easily baited by Ants, Tea, or Teabags full of Ants. The ruthless trapping of Aardvarks is achieved by sending them a polite note, inviting them round to your parlour for Tea and Ant-Biscuits, maybe next wednesday, if they can possibly make it.

Ones guesting Aardvark may get annoyed if denied a Tea-refill from your Tea bulging Teapot. Signs of disagreement may be observed in the form of the offenders snout going into convulsion. You may easily disable these violent tendencies by discreetly filling the Aardvarks Teacup with an overflowing delivery of fresh Tea, thus escaping the wrath of this seemingly timid little creature.