REGULAR
versus
WIERD TEA

I suppose in the western world one has been spoon fed this type of thing for centuries, and like any other commodity, this has been over-processed until the industry created the ultimate unit-shifting product, very unlike the original, but, incidentaly, becoming over time, a highly familiar and lovable experience. One might argue over the negative specifics of this mutant we have created, but the taste and narcosis one gets from a commercial cuppa cannot be beat.

Please forgive me, folks, but i'm not too keen at all on all these weird Tea's that everyone, except me, is enjoying these days. OK, so there's hidden benefits. But then, what about the Yuk factor? One might as well have a glass of hot water and a vitamin pill. And then theres that ghastly taste. Reminds me of a rather awful medicine I once took. Or was it that time I swallowed water at the public swimming pool? Tragic.