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					A Bio
						Okay. Let's roll. Matt is 23. Matt is a Leo. Matt plays the guitar. Matt plays the piano. Matt can play numerous other instruments as well. But this isn't about Matt's music. If you're interested in that, go here. Or here. Enough on that. More about Matt. Matt lives in Glassboro, NJ. Matt attended and graduated from Messiah College in Grantham, PA.
		Matt doesn't watch very much TV. He doesn't listen to the radio. He likes independent movies. He likes bands with girl singers. He's a vegetarian. He's a non-smoker. He's roughly 5'11 and skinny as a rail. Hair color depends entirely on mood. Eye color varies -- can go from a light hazel to a dark green at the blink... uhm... of the... uhm... "eye"? That was silly. I'll have to edit that out when I go back and revise this. Who am I kidding? I don't "revise". Revising is for the weak. The weak shall inherit. Or maybe that was the meek. Who know? Matt is heterosexual. Matt is heterosexual. Matt is heterosexual. Are you still waiting for the part where Matt discloses his sexual preference? Well... MATT IS HETEROSEXUAL. Sorry... there's been some confusion in the past. Just because a guy likes sex with other guys... I mean... likes to wear a little eyelines every now and then and rock out to Madonna's "Borderline" doesn't make him gay. Does it? Oh... and he's NOT AVAILABLE either. So stop leaving your underwear outside my front door with the words "Guess Who?" written in cherry-red lipstick. That means you, TERRYANTHONYPETE. Okay? You're really starting to get under Colleen's skin. Oh... she'll never admit it. But I can see that concerned look in her eyes. Fear not, Colleen. I am straight. I like typical "guy movies" like "Milo and Otis" and "Say Anything?". I used to watch wrestling. Then it started to suck. But if my friend Amy winds up being good for those MECW ringside tickets she said she'd be able to hook me up with from her uncle, FORMERECWRINGANNOUNCERANDVICTIMOFTHE3D!!!3D!!!, Bob Artese -- I may regain a bit of interest in the sacred artform -- the sacred artform of play-fighting. !!!YEAH!!! !!!STONECOLD RULZ D00DZ!!! !!!ROCK!!! Not much more to say. I'm a really nice guy. Please refrain from wiping your feet on and/or walking all over this Matt (mat).