Good day. My name is Matt Dunn. Yes, the Matt Dunn. The one who attended Glassboro High School. The one you may've known, loved, hated... but that's my point. I want you to get in touch with me. Via email, of course -- I don't think I'd want to be within 50 yards of most of you, let alone touch you. And yet, I'm curious. I want to know what you've been up to. What's become of what's-his-name, what's-her-name. Okay... gossip. That's what I want. I want to know who's pregnant with her 2nd child. I want to know who's in jail, who's drunk as a skunk, who's high as a kite and who still lives with their mother. It's a morbid curiosity. Because I hated most of you. Especially you, Dawn. You were never that funny. Here's a punchline -- insert joke. Dawn has lots of babies. Hehe. That'll knock em dead anytime. But seriously, I want to know what you've all been up to. I'll give you any information I can on people I still keep in touch with. And you can give me information on people you still talk to. I'd love to trade email with you. And I'm not looking for friends, either. I want a fight. Were you one of the ones who picked on me in high school? Bring it. I was better than you. I always was. And now you're gonna know it. My email address is to the right. Write me. I'll write back. I guarantee that. Athough it may not be what you want to hear. And if anyone still talks to Sandi Goodman, tell her I said "Hi." She's probably really f'd up.
					Sergeant Schultz would like it this way. Email Matt Dunn at md1162@messiah.edu or matt.dunn@benlee.zzn.com. Unless you're scared.
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