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1)Go to the Sylph cave in the underworld while Yang is still there and enter the Sylph house.
2)Eat a Sylph using the Eat Sylph button.
3)Yang will become enraged and attack you. Dart the Spoon at him.
4)Yang will realize that it's his wife's spoon and use Exploder, killing him.
5)Go to Fabul and tell Yang's Wife that Yang is dead. She will start throwing stuff out the window in grief.
6)Check out the spot where the objects were thrown on the world map. There will be a hole.
7)Enter the hole to find Bronca-Honka-Honka!
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To get the Bronca-Honka-Honka secret airship in FF4, follow these steps....
1)With a party that consists of Tellah, FuSoYa, and young Rydia, go to the Land of Summoned Monsters.
2)Talk to Asura.
3)Before Asura is finished talking, tap the eat Leviatan's head button at least 3 times.
4)If done right, you will hear a belching sound.
5)Return to the Giant of Bab-il's stomach to retrieve the airship!!
There you go!
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Some of you think that Kain's best weapon is the White Lance, right? Well, you're wrong. To get Kain's best weapon, do this....
1)You should have Rydia, Kain, Edward, and Shiva in your party.
2)Go to the Antlion Cave, and fight a battle with a Weeper in it.
3)Parry until the Weeper's tears have blown up Mt. Hobs.
4)Go to Fabul.
5)There, slap Yang's wife until she dies.
6)It will then proceed to an impassioned scene where Rydia confesses her undying love for Shiva's toenail polish.
7)Heartened by this outburst, Bronca-Honka-Honka will appear, and bestow upon Kain his best weapon: The Iron Toenail.
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I know what you're thinking..."Shiva...?? In my PARTY?!! Well, here's how it's done...
1)Get together a party of Edward, Anna, and Rosa.
2)Proceed to the land of Summoned Monsters using the BHH Airship.
3)Talking around town, you will learn that Jinn has dumped Shiva. It seems that Jinn was having an identity crisis...he thinks he's Jinn, which he is. But he also thinks he's Ifrit, which he is. But he's Jinn. But he's Ifrit. Anyway, Shiva has locked herself in the bathroom. Due to a translation error, the bathroom is now the weapon shop. Approach the line of customers outside. The owner will say "Can you please talk to her?" Go up and knock on the door. She will sob and Jinn will run by, yelling, "WHO AM I?!"
4)Go to the library and read the book about Shiva 76.54 times. Shiva will come up and ask if you are obsessed with her.
5)If you answer YES, she will join you. if you answer NO, she will accuse you of lying and join you anyway.
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I already know your next question. All the above parties don't mention Cecil, but you have to have him with you at all times, right? Wrong. After the Tower of Zot scene, you can get rid of him. Here's how.
1)After Rosa uses Exit, you will be in Baron Castle. Before you leave, talk to the Engineers in this order.
2)The order is: the one on the right, then the left, then go and kill one of the soldiers in the castle. The "Super Blacksmith" will appear and update the Magma Key's capabilities.
3)Go to Agart and use the key as normally. Unfortunately, the quake will be extra-strong.
4)Try to leave and officers will arrest Cecil for reckless endangerment. After a trial scene, he will be in jail. You can then use him as an optional character. To get him back, just bust him out. To get rid of him again, just enter the Inn at Agart and he will be thrown back in prison.
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Perhaps you realized that to get Shiva to join you, you need a party of Edward, Anna, and Rosa. You must also realize that this can't be done under normal circumstances. Here's how you do it.
1)For this, you need to have a party of at LEAST Cecil and Bronca-Honka-Honka.
2)Proceed to Silvera. When the Midget that says "Hey human! Don't step on us, okay?" comes up to you, unleash the monstrous power of Bronca-Honka-Honka.
3)The blast will kill all the midgets in existance in Silvera. Being the only midget left alive, the guy who collects tails in Grotto Adamant, will gain confidence enough to venture outside and eventually will gain godlike stature...in the Chocobo's Village.
4)Go to the Chocobo's Village, and talk to him. He will then (in his godlike arrogance) demand that you return to him with the Green Tail. Then, when questioned, he will tell you where the Green Puff (and tail) is.
5)Go to the ruins of Tellah's Bakery. (scroll down to find out how to access it) There you will have a -3 in 500000000 chance of fighting the Green Puff. Fighting it automatically gives you the tail. Take it to the guy in the Chocobo Village.
6)He will squeal in delight at the tail, and hand you over the Ore Ore.
7)Take the Ore Ore to Kokkol, who will transform it into a nameless item (called *Nameless) It will allow you to switch to any character in your party. * Note, this "anyone" does NOT apply to summons. Like Shiva.
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Tellah's Bakery?? Yeah, we know you're shaking your head. Stop. You CAN get to Tellah's Bakery...
To get Tellah's bakery is easy.
1)Start a new game. Let it play out until the part where Cid mentions his daughter being worried about him. Press the XYZ button ten times fast, and something will happen...
2)Believe it or not, Cecil will suddenly yell, "Your daughter is a hooker!" Cid will become enraged and try to attack you.
3)Due to a translation error, "enraged" becomes "engaged" and Cid is whisked off to marry Baigan. Since orginally he was supposed to fight, he is injured at the wedding and his daughter runs into the castle.
4)Quickly tap the snipe Cid's daughter button and she will die. You will hear a ringing sound and Tellah's Bakery has been accessed! It is on the island between Damcyan and Toroia. (near the forest) Also, you have accessed Tellah's Bazooka, which makes fighting Octomamm a heck of a lot easier ;)
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