Bronca-Honka-Honka codes!
1)Go to the Dinosaur Forest (You know, the one north of the Veldt?) and find a Brachiosaur.
2)Cast 'Imp' on it 34.19 times, and it will turn into Kappa the Imp. You now have to find Kappa in various towns throughout the world. The towns are (In order):
Narshe
South Figaro
Zozo
The Ancient Castle
3)In the Ancient Castle, you will corner Kappa, and he will fight you. He is't very strong, but he has infinite HP, and the only way to beat it is if you cast Imp on him.
4)After the battle, Kappa will run away, but he will drop the Bronca-Honka-Honka Magicite!
1)First, form a party of Relm, Terra, Celes, and Bronca-Honka-Honka.
2)Head for the town of Thamasa and examine General Leo's grave 666 times. The mayor will appear and arrest the party for desecrating a national monument.
3)As the party is hauled away, Interceptor will visciously attack the mayor, and bust them out.
4)A chase scene will begin, with Interceptor leading the party away from Thamasa. Once they get into the airship, they will fly away towards the northern continents.
5)Then it is revealed that Thamasa not only has residents that can do magic, but that the isle it sets on, and Ebot's Rock, are all part of a mostly submerged mechabeast, which will chase after the airship.
6)A Boss Battle against MechaDisco WEAPON will occur. Once you win, the mechabeast will explode and Thamasa will return to its regular spot on the world map.
7)The Thamasa mayor will admit defeat, but still demands that the party be punished. After a short dialogue everyone blames Relm because she was the one Interceptor was trying to save.
8)The mayor will banish Relm (and the rest of the party) to the Solitary Island. They will come up with a scheme to escape, but it will only work if Cid is alive. However, if he isn't, Bronca-Honka-Honka will merely resurrect him for the occasion.
9)BHH and Cid will work hard over the night, and in the morning, you will be in control of your party again. Now, the next part is crucial. You have to go up to Cid and press the pimp-slap Cid button twice, or he will just walk away when it's time to ditch Relm.
10)If you pimp-slapped Cid, then he will agree to turn Relm into a Magicite. She protests, of course, but they overrule her. Choose which Magicite you want to be replaced with Relm. It doesn't matter which, but each you choose will cause something different to happen in the world. So choose carefully, and remember, you can always try a different one on a new save.
11)Once Relm is turned to Magicite, you can keep it or throw it off the cliff that Celes jumped off (only if you didn't save Cid before) The Relm Magicite is worthless and teaches no spells, so it's just as well if you throw it away.
Congrats! You ditched Relm!
1)If you released Shiva in the previous code, she will happily fly away, off to unknown lands.
2)To find Shiva in the world, just make a party of Edgar, Gau, Sabin, and Locke.
3)Go to the Opera House.
4)At the Opera House, the Impresario will come and complain that an esper has interrupted his operas, and that no one will pay attention to the storyline.
5)Sabin will then pipe up about seeing the problem. Impresario will show them to the balcony.
6)Up on the balcony, all of the men will make some sort of shocked exclaimation, and the Shiva's Strip Show Scene will begin. Nothing graphic is shown on screen, but you get the idea. It's a short scene, seeing how Shiva really doesn't wear anything anyway.
7)Impresario will mention something about how they should stop her. Edgar will ignore him.
8)In a shocking turn of events, Gau will "go back to his roots" and pee off the balcony, wetting several of the aristocrats below. The Impresario will be disgusted at this display, and will vow to make the world a place of fine art again, and join your party.
9)It will then show a scene similar to the scene where Gau gets all dressed up, but this time the Impresario will be more forceful. After that, Gau and Impresario will leave temporarily so he can make Gau a civilized man.
10)You will be in control of your party again. Now you can go on with the game, but you can find Impresario and Gau at Owzer's house in Jidoor, and after you visit a couple times, (there are some hilarious 'Gau learns manners' scenes) they will rejoin the party. Also, Shiva will remain at the Opera House, continuing her strip shows, so for some hilarious scenes I suggest taking different combinations of people to go see her; i.e., Locke and Celes, or Setzer.
Enjoy!