1)Go to Fisherman's Horizon with Selphie and Irvine. You have to have 50 Chef's knives for this to work.
2)Go talk to Mayor Dobe 24 times. Try to leave.
3)Selphie will stop and try to cheer up Dobe.
4)Dobe will start to yell at Selphie about how he is "perfectly cheerful".
5)Irvine will get pissed off and shoot Dobe. Leave.
6)Cops will arrive, and arrest Irvine.
7)Squall will be appointed as Irvine's lawyer.
8)There will be a nifty Court sceen. Answer all the questions truthfully.
9)The Jury will declare Irvine guilty.
10)You can now choose between two choices: Try and save Irvine now, or later. Choose 'now'.
11)Before you can do anything, Irvine will offer to bail from the judge. He mentions somthing about "sexual favors".
12)Bronca-honka-honka will appear, and join you.
13)NOTE: if you choose 'later', Irvine still mentions sexual favors (geez...) but BHH will show up too late and get shot instead of Irvine.
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How to get Fujin and Raijin:
1)If you sneak out of Lunatic Pandora just before you fight Adel in Disk Four, you can get in your airship. But, Fujin and Raijin are also aboard. They will mention something about needing to get down.
2)Fly around and land at the Undersea Laboratory. Make sure Bronca-Honka-Honka is in your party. If Bahamut is still alive, F & R will go in, run out and scream about monsters. They will then ask you to go and kill the monster. Once you beat him, or if you already have, Fujin and Raijin will go in and notice the way down to Ultima WEAPON.
3)They will start to climb down and get chased out by an evil, demon possessed carrot of doom! Choose a party to fight it, including at least Squall, BHH, and Fujin or Raijin. Fight the creature and kill it.
4)Fujin and Raijin will realize how powerful you are and join you. This will cause some hilarious scenes due to Raijin's tendency to hit on Selphie, and Fujin's not too subtle come ons to Zell.
1)You have to have Fujin and Raijin for this.
2)Go to Esthar right after getting F & R, with a team of anyone, and go into the Presidential Palace. Because everyone is outside killing monsters, and you can slip in unnoticed. If you are noticed, it doesn't matter. They know you 'work for' Laguna.
3)Enter the room Odine left when you first came to Esthar. It is now unlocked. Get on the computer and read some of Laguna's life history.
4)Squall will realize that he is, in fact, Laguna's son, hence, the son of an idiot. He will become upset and want someone else to lead for a while. He is still the 'leader', but is now an optional character.
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Ahhh, Ragnarok. The only airship? Yeah right...
1)To access the "SELPHIE SECRET AIRSHIP SCENE", you have to have your split party in the scene when the missiles are fired at Trabia and Balamb. Your party has to be like this: Squall, Zell, Irvine in the one to Balamb. This one doesn't matter. The other should have Selphie, Quistis and Rinoa in it, to the missile base.
2)While in the missile base, you will be attacked by Ma Dincht. Quistis will then put on a wrestling costume and punch out Ma Dincht.
3)Right after this the girls will decide to go on a shopping spree, mid-base infiltration. Selphie will then 'acquire' the secret airship.
4)They will try to fly it but it won't go. Rinoa and Quistis will get in a fight about Squall, and accidentally turn on the machine. The new "Bronca-Honka-Honka Airship" will take off and Selphie will be piloting it. After a while they land and the scene goes as usual, except when you're done you get the airship!