Anyways, here they are: The quotes.
Why's it shaking?
- ShadowFury, right before his science experiment blew up.
HE'S MY LITTLE SCIENTIST!! HE'S MY LITTLE SCIENTIST!!
- ShadowFury's dad, when he read the above quote.
A hasty man drinks his tea with a fork.
- An old Chinese saying. (This saying actually exists...)
Is this hot??
- Geronimo, before HIS science experiment burst into flames. (You gotta love science...)
Oh great, my team is the guy just getting into puberty and Chicken-Wuss.
- Seifer Almasy, on your first SeeD mission. (from FF8)
Um, and so, our new legendary hero, Rosa, lived happily ever after.
- Announcer for the play at Gold Saucer, during the date, if you let the Princess beat everyone up. (FF7)
..........................(Loud Swearing)...................
- Nanami, when she found out that she had stupidly downloaded over 200 viruses onto her computer.
Cid: Who is this strange old man?
Tellah: Hmm?! What about yourself?!
Cid: I'm still young!
- Cid and Tellah, arguing like old men, from FF4/2a
Did you guys just come outta the closet?!
- An Imp from Medina Village, Chrono Trigger (An interesting double meaning... O_O)
Good luck, Ho!
- Dwarf in the Dwarf Base, FF4/2a (Hey....what did he just call me??)
Egad!! A pile of soup! But that can only mean...gasp! The book has escaped from the toilet!!
- Peppy, and we don't want to know how or why.
Arthur: Have we gone mad??
Ford: I think so.
Arthur: Nice weather for it.
Ford: Yes.
- Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (condensed version of quote)
Wonder-chair power, activate! In the form of--a recliner!
- Onionkisser, also known as my art teacher, parodying the WonderTwins.
Nanami: I spy, with my little eye, something that is a road. Guess what it is.
Charles: It's a road.
Nanami: Dang it!! They ALWAYS guess what it is!
Hey kid.....Wanna ride in our trunk?
- Anonymous, but this is a real quote people. I was THERE.
The name of the day is JackFoolYoBobJim.
- Zach, and yes, he really DID say, "JackFoolYoBobJim." Really.
Geronimo: You set your lawn on fire??
Jessie: I didn't try to.....those ants were bugging me!
- Geronimo and his (and Nanami's) classmate Jessie, discussing unfortunate lawn fires. (I swear my school is a nuthouse)
Geno: So, without the Star Road, essentially yours is a world without wishes.
Toadstool: Oh no! That's terrible! Awful! Horrible! ......Isn't it?
- Geno and Princess Toadstool, from Super Mario RPG
Gremio: Security's pretty tight. We'll have a tough time sneaking in.
Viktor: Leave it to me. I'm used to things like this.
*walks away*
Peasant: Help! Help! The Grady mansion is on fire! Fire! Fire!
Gremio: Viktor....you didn't...
Viktor: Heh heh...I didn't do a thing...it must be the dry weather.
Gremio: My goodness!!
- Gremio and Viktor trying to sneak into the Grady Mansion, in Suikoden.
Come back here! It is I, the one who has loved you all!
- Liz, from Wild ARMS 2.
Grandpa Genkaku's secret technique! Golden Bird Holy Flower Dragon Tooth Glory Punch!!!
- Nanami, chasing after a bunch of soldiers, from Suikoden 2.
Whenever you need me, feel free to call. I'll come in flying....but please don't eat me.
- Rigdobrite, a summon from Wild ARMS 2, when you gain his power.
The two most abundant things in this universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
- Harlan Ellison
I don't mind life passing me by....I just wish it wouldn't throw things.
- From the comic strip Frank and Ernest.
My techniques are fabulous and fat-free!
- "Calamity" Jane Maxwell, from Wild ARMs.
Max: Hey, your lip's bleeding.
Nanami: I'm sure it was an act of God.
Max: Hey, metaphorically speaking, aren't all our lips bleeding?
- Max to Nanami
Nanami: I'm a misanthrope.
Jesse: What's a misanthrope?
Nanami, in a very cheerful tone: Basically, it means that I hate you all and wish you would die.
The weather is good, but Satan is bad.
- Line from a quasi-short story written by someone in Nanami's school.
Hey, congradulations. Your story on giving little kids nuclear radiation practically got a standing ovation.
- Jesse to Nanami, after her short story was read to the class. And here's the scary part: It almost did, too.