-- Jerry's Conspiracy Theories --
"All the fathers of Nobel prize winners were rounded up by United National Military and actually forced at gunpoint to give semen samples in little plastic jars which are now stored below Rockefeller Center underneath the ice skating rink. You don't want to be there for the thaw. I mean it's disgusting."
"You know what they put in the water don't you? Fluoride. Yeah, flouride under the pretext that it strengthens your teeth. That's ridiculous. You know what this stuff does to you? It actually weakens your will. Takes away the capacity for free and creative thought, it makes you a slave to the state."
"You ever wonder about all these militia groups? Survivalist type groups? They say they're defending the country from the UN troops. These guys are yelling so loud, my theory is, and this is a conspiracy pal, that they ARE the UN troops and that they're in place, the infra structure is pretty complete, when the time comes they'll just take over and we'll all be killed."
"Ever see those advertisements like, Got Milk? Hey open up, open it up, I mean that's kind of like saying smoke cigarettes, or drive cars; I mean it's really, this guy looks at me and says "you think we're living in a free country? You think this is a Democracy? Of course it's not. Web sites, newsletters, self published manifests, they think we're kooks. I mean George Bush knew what he was saying when he said "New World Order." Remember those three little words? New World Order. Well, he was a 33rd degree mason, and listen, ex-director of the CIA. ......... spinning, spinning their wheels, hey, I'm sure your hearts in the right place. The chip for identification so they can track down an animal anywhere he's at. You'll insert in under the dog's skin and that's kinda like an identification thing. I mean, it's only a small logical step till they start putting in us, and then before we know it they'll probably come with a ......."
"Hey, is that one of those new hundreds? You know when they changed the picture of Ben Franklin? Yeah, he looks like the love child of Fred Mertz and Rosie O'Donnell. Yeah, that's it, get rid of it as soon a you can lady, hold it up to the light, see the metal strip in it? That's a tracking device. Gotta be more of those, get rid of it, they know where..."
"Three and a half years and the space shuttle up in orbit for every single one of them (earthquakes). Don't you think that's a little bit strange?
Alice: Testing some secret seismic weapon?
Jerry: We're talking weapon of the future.
Alice: Okay, I still don't see what this has to do with the President.
Jerry: The President's in Europe at the moment and uh, the , in Turkey, right along this fault line and the thing of it is the space shuttle went yesterday.
Alice: Motive?
Jerry: Motive? How about $50,000,000. How's that for a motive? The President's cutting funding of NASA, the milk cow of the Aerospace Industry and that's a lot of milk.
Alice: So you're telling me that NASA's going to kill the president of the United States with an earthquake."
"Jerry: You know why the Grateful Dead are always on tour? Because they're all British intelligence agents. They're all spies. Jerry Garcia himself has a double 00 rating, just like James Bond.
Alice: Jerry Garcia is dead.
Jerry: That's what they want you to think."
"Alice: Space Shuttle Seismic secrets? The Oliver Stone-George Bush connection? Oliver Stone?
Jerry: Oh yeah, he's they're spokesman. Yeah, you think if anyone had the information he's got and had a national podium to shout it from, you think they'd actually let him do it? No, it's quite clear that he's the disinformation for him. The fact that he's still alive says it all. He should be dead but he's not.
Alice: Can you prove any of this?
Jerry: No, absolutely not. A good conspiracy is an unproveable one. "
"Jerry: Ted Bundy, Richard Speck.. Alice: What about them? Jerry: Serial killers. Serial killers only have two names, ever notice that? But lone gunman assassins, they always have three names, John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman. Alice: John Hinkley, he shot Regan, he only had two names. Jerry: Yeah, but he only just shot Regan, Regan didn't die. If Regan had died, I'm pretty sure we'd probably all know what John Hinkley's middle name was. James Earl Ray, the guy that shot Martin Luther King. Sirhan Sirhan, I haven't figured out his middle name yet, maybe it was Sirhan."
"Jerry talking to the newspaper vendor in the wheelchair: "The whole Viet Nam War was fought over a bet that Howard Hughes lost to Aristotle Onasis.""
"Jerry talking to one of his cab fares: "Oswald, yea Oswald, that's what I said, Oswald. He said I'm just a patsy, and that means that he didn't do it. Right?"
-- conspiracies are from Julia Roberts FFilmaugraphy web site --
http://www.juliafan.com/conspir.htm
--conspiracies from Conspiracy Theory : The Movie web site --
http://www.geocities.com/geronimonire/homesite.html
Alice: "So your saying group one is waring with group two?"
Jerry: "Yea, but on other levels they're on the same side, it's really
scary! I mean it's hand and glove, you know hot wars cold wars, and then they just sit back and watch the whole danm dumb show."