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-Hace poco recibimso este e mail del Dr.Makam Somo:

Dear Sir,

I am Dr. Makam Somo, a native of Cape Town in South Africa and I am an
Executive Accountant with the South Africa Department of Mining &
Energy Resources. First and foremost, I apologized using this medium to
reach you for a transaction/business of this magnitude, but this is due to
Confidentiality and prompt access reposed on this medium. Be informed
that a member of the South Africa Export Promotion Council (SEPC) who
was at the Government delegation to your country during a trade
exhibition gave your enviable credentials/particulars to me.

I have decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you in the
execution of the deal described Here under for the benefit of all parties
and hope you will keep it as a top secret because of the nature of this
transaction Within the Department of Mining & Energy Resources where I
work as an Executive Accountant and with the cooperation of four other
top officials, we have in our possession as overdue payment bills
totaling Fifteen Million, two Hundred Thousand U. S. Dollars ($15,200,000.)
which we want to transfer abroad with the assistance and cooperation of
a foreign company/individual to receive the said fund on our behalf or
a reliable foreign non-company account to receive such funds. More so,
we are handicapped in the circumstances, as the South Africa Civil
Service Code of Conduct does not allow us to operate offshore account hence
your importance in the whole transaction.

This amount $15.2m represents the balance of the total contract value
executed on behalf of my Department by a foreign contracting firm,
which we the officials over-invoiced deliberately. Though the actual
contract cost have been paid to the original contractor, leaving the balance
in the tune of the said amount. we have agreed in principles and have
gotten approval to remit by Telegraphic Transfer (T.T) to any foreign
bank account you will provide by filing in an application through the
Justice to you. I have the authority of my partners involved to propose
that should you be willing to assist us in the transaction, your share
of the sum will be 20% of the $15.2 million, 60% for us and 10% for
taxation and miscellaneous expenses. The business itself is 100% safe, on
your part provided you treat it with utmost secrecy and confidentiality.
Also your area of specialization is not a hindrance to the successful
execution of this transaction. I have reposed my confidence in you and
hope that you will not disappoint me.

Endeavor to contact me immediately through my e-mail address, whether
or not you are interested in this deal. If you are not, it will enable
me scout for another foreign partner to carry out this deal I want to
assure you that my partners and myself are in a position to make the
payment of this claim possible provided you can give us a very strong
Assurance and guarantee that our share will be secured and please remember
to treat this matter as very confidential matter, because we will not
comprehend with any form of exposure as we are still in active
GovernmentService and remember once again that time is of the essence in this
business.

Send your fax and telephone number to enable me reach you immediately.

I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation.

Yours faithfully,

Dr. Makam Somo.

Apareció en nuestra poca nutrida bandeja de entrada hace tiempo. Como no sabemos mucho inglés, suponemos que es un negro que le gustamos, que le hacemos de reír y que quiere hacer negocios con Nos. No va a poder ser, Sudáfrica está muy lejos, Doctor, y esto es Madrid, tierra del chotis y la caipiriña, como bien decía José Ramón.

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