"The arena goes dark and “Heavenly Father” by Lil Kim hits the SCW P.A System. Shawn Neally, without any Lay-Z-Boy movers makes his way followed by a huge amount of boos. Shawn calls for a microphone, and begins to speak."
All right. If you do something an certain amount of times, then you will get bored and tired. Quite frankly, I’m tired of Impaler. After two squash matches against him, its time for “Tha Don” Shawn Neally to step up. Anyone on the new SCW roster that wants to become an overnight celebrity by getting beat by one of the best wrestlers alive to ever step into a SCW ring, can just come on down and be the next contestant on “ The Ass Whipping Is Right!”
When I came here all of you thought I wasn’t for real but now you see as I beat the so-called almighty Impaler twice in a row. So to make a short story short, this is a challenge, for Thursday Night Exodus or Sunday Night Breakdown. Anyone back there. Anyone. Man, Diva, Dog, Cat, anyone who thinks that they are in the same league with “Tha Don”! Because when the time comes, and the dust from your mamas flip flops settles, You Will Be DONanated! Now I’m waiting here in the ring. Today is not Be-A-Pussy day. Come out here NOW. Cause it will DON on you!!
“Tha Don” Shawn Neally leans against the ropes smiling. After a few minutes of Shawn exchanging some words with the fans, The music of……….. Nobody hits. Shawn Continues to speak.
Well...Once again i can see why no one will face me, But i'm going to give the boys in the back another chance. C'mon... Someone can pick up their balls!
"Tha Don" Shawn Neally waits again, for someone to come out and challenge him. Finally the music of............. |
