When Archer Met T'Pol

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Codes: Archer/T'Pol, PG-13, humor

Summary: That infamous scene from the movie done with a twist.

Author's Notes: I know Archer and T'Pol would never talk about this, but a challenge from Neptys at the Logical Choice made me do it.

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Archer and T'Pol sit in the captain's mess eating breakfast.

T'Pol: I think Trip had an enjoyable time.

Archer: How do you know?

T'Pol: What do you mean how do I know? I know.

Archer: Because he was vocal?

T'Pol: Yes.

Archer: And how do you know that he really...

T'Pol: What are you saying, that he faked it?

Archer: It's possible.

T'Pol: Illogical.

Archer: Why? Most men at one time or another have faked it.

T'Pol: Well he didn't fake it with me.

Archer: How do you know?

T'Pol: Because I know.

Archer: Oh, right, that's right, I forgot, you're a woman.

T'Pol: What is that supposed to mean?

Archer: Nothing. It's just that all women are sure it never happened to them and that most men at one time or another have done it so you do the math.

T'Pol: You don't think that I could tell the difference?

Archer: No.

T'Pol: *raises eyebrow*

Archer stuffs a forkful of pancakes and syrup in his mouth. He closes his eyes and sets the fork back down licking his lips.

Archer: Mmmm...Oh T'Pol ...Ooo... Yeah, right there.

His head rolls back as his hands grip the table.

T'Pol: Are you OK?

Archer: Oh God. Ooo Oh God...Oh...Oh...Oh...Oh T'Pol...Oh just like that... Oh! Oh...Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes...Oh...Oh...Yes Yes Yes....Oh...Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes...Oh...Oh... Oh... Oh God Oh... Oh... T'Pol!!!!!!

Archer sags forward letting out a long breath. He straightens up and smiles taking another bite of pancakes.

T'Pol stares at him with both eyebrows raised.

Outside in the mess hall a crewman tells Chef: I'll have what he's having. 


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