Tha Azn Quiz
GUYS
1. On a typical Friday night, your most likely to be seen
at:
A) the arcade
B) pool hall
C) cafe shop
D) the mall
E) basketball court or gym
F) local bar
2. Your normal everyday wear is:
A) baggy pants and heavy Nike jackets
B) dress shirt with loose fit khakis
C) tiny white shirts and black slacks with Fila slippers
D) only name brand clothes
E) sleeveless Nike shirts and warm-ups. also expensive Nike
shoes
F) plaid shirts, tight-fitting jeans, and construction
boots
3. Your car (or dream car) is a:
A) Mitsubishi Eclipse
B) Toyota Supra
C) Acura Legend
D) Acura Integra
E) Honda Prelude
F) any Ford model
4. Skills:
A) robbing houses
B) gambling
C) squatting
D) scoring digits from girls
E) dribbling a ball across the court
F) drinking till you vomit
5. Your ideal girl is:
A) easy and likes to play dirty
B) impressed by every little thing you do
C) speaks her language and wears spaghetti straps with 10
inch heels
D) HELLA foine!
E) sporty and athletic but girly
F) one word: white
6. Favorite name brand is:
A) Timberland, Lugz, Fubu
B) Armani Exchange, Banana Republic
C) Calvin Klein, Guess
D) Polo, Hilfiger, or Nautica
E) Nike
F) Stussy, Mossimo
7. Most used pick up line:
A) "Let's go to my house, we fuck, then you disappear,
aight?"
B) "Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve twin-cam lowered
supra with BBS
gold spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that'll leave you
breathless?"
C) "Dooh yooh likkee to singh Karaoke baaby."
D) "Sup hunnie, you kinda cute, can I get your number?"
E) "Oooohh, that's nothing. Come over here and I'll show
you
some real
courting skills."
F) "You know what? It's strange, but I get mistaken for a
white guy all the
time!"
8. Most prized possession:
A) money and drugs
B) cell phone and car
C) ability to squat
D) pager (got to keep up with your girls)
E) your shoes
F) your Nine Inch Nails CD
Time to add up the totals:
Mostly A's: Asian gangsta - Don't be trying to act hard and
tough around
everyone, cuz you not!
Mostly B's: Asian showoff - Stop showing off your cell
phone
and car
alright, we already know you got one.
Mostly C's: Asian Squatter - Where'd you learn to squat so
well huh? Oh
yea, and learn some English you FOB!
Mostly D's: Asian Mack - Dayam, your like a walking phone
book wit all the
numbers you got.
Mostly E's: Asian Baller - I got advice for you: don't wear
those tank tops
cuz u got skinny ass arms.
Mostly F's: Asian Whiteboy - Have some pride in yourself!!
And stop acting
white washed you disgrace.
Potential Matches
Asian Gangsta loves Asian Thug Girl
Asian Showoff loves Asian Gold Digger
Asian Squatter loves Asian ?
Asian Mack loves Asian Flirt
Asian Baller loves Asian ?
Asian Whiteboy loves Asian Whitegirl
SeNd DiS Ta AlL yA AsIaN FrIeNDz!.
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