Misc. Ish

Subject:        What I've learned

      I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.  All you can do
      is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
    
      I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
      assholes.
    
      I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only
      suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

      I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen
      minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
    
      I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they
      are more fucked up than you think.

      I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're
      finished.

      I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
      celebrities.

      I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship
      is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its
      place.

      I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when
      you're down will be the ones who do.

      I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends, their
      dysfunction can make us feel better about ourselves.
     
      I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children,
      they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.

       I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
       from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

       I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6
       languages.

      Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,
      they'll appreciate it.  Who knows,
      maybe something good will happen.  If
      not... tough shit.  >>

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