Misc. Ish
Yo Mama is so ugly , she can't get date!
Yo MamA - FubuAzn vs Bom -- winner Bom -- he made me cry :**(
yo momma so dirty when she take her clothes off it sound like velcrow
yo momma so dumb she climbed a clear glass wall to see wat was on the
other side
yo momma so broke she couldn't from afford nintendo so she played
pretendo
Your mama reminds me of a bag of chips... Fri-to-Lay
Your mama is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money
yo momma so ugly when she try to put her face next to a bowl of rice
krispey's to hear snap crackle pop, all she heard was "let's get da fuck outta
here"
Your mama's so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth!
yo momma so ugly SHE MAKE BLIND KIDS CRY!
yo momma so ugly she was shot and the bullet cried
Your mama's underwear is so nasty the roaches check in but they don't
check out.
yo momma so ugly when she went bungi jumpin they tied da rope around
her neck instead!
yo momma so dumb when she got struck by lightin she sed " i got da
power"
Your mama is missing so many teeth, it looks like her tongue is in jail!
yo momma so ugly it look like she got hit by the ugly bus
roosters go cockadoodaloo yo momma says anycockado
yo momma so fat she play slip and slide down i95
yo momma so dumb she went to burger king and ask for a big mac
Your mama is like a racecar, she burns through 4 rubbers a night.
Your mama is so poor, I asked her to use the bathroom and she handed me a
shovel and said, 'May the force be with you.'
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