Milwaukee Hi-Life Men

Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Owner/GM: Butch Stanek
Head coach: Frederick Miller (founder of Miller Brewing Co.)
Assistant coach: To be announced
Team colors: White, lager gold, silver, black
Logo: Stein of beer next to a roll of Duct tape
Slogan: "We salute you, Duct tape."
Stadium: The Keg Koliseum
Seating: 63,000
Mascots: Hank, the Angry Drunken Dwarf (Tiny Tim Hanacek often replaces Hank on Saturday nights, as their acts are similar)
Cheerleaders: "The One-Night Stands (The Champagne of Cheerleaders)"