Chocolate Thunder from Down Under

Location: The Outback
Owner/General Mate: Will Pacer
Head coach: The Crocodile Hunter (Steve Irwin--sp?)
Offensive coordinator: Yahoo Serious
Defensive coordinator: Mick "Crocodile" Dundee
Team colors: White, brown, gold
Logo: A kangaroo with a lightning bolt
Stadium: The Chocolate Thunderdome
Seating: 56,001
Mascot: Mad Max
Slogan: "Maybe the dingo ate your baby!"