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Storyline
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| Soothe the Beast October 27, 2005 |
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The bell rings and The Norseman gets off of Double X and
screams posing like an animal, he goes to leave the ring and sees
Double X stirring and stops midway through the ropes, thinks then comes
back into the ring. Danny grabs Double X by the head and just starts
wailing on him, tossing him into the corner he keeps punishing Matt.
Norseman grabs Double X into a bear hug as Senior Official Bob Lang
tries to get him to control the match. The bell keeps ringing and
Double X is out cold, Norseman roars and squeezes tighter until Double
X starts to spit up blood.
Just then Cat Scratch Fever starts playing and out runs
Delilah. She slides into the ring and starts pleading with Danny to
drop Matt. "Danny! drop him! Danny, you're killing him!, I'm ok, I'm
ok, please just don't hurt him! he didn't do it, Mr. Hardcore did but
that doesn't matter anymore, just stop this insanity!!" Delilah is
saying. Danny looks down at Kristin's pleading eyes and finally drops
Double X and walks over to her and hugs her. Bob then raises the
crossed arms and requests for the paramedics to come down, they do with
a stretcher and place Double X onto it gently putting his neck in a
brace and strapping him in then rushing him to the back. Danny's still
holding Kristin when Mr. Perez's music starts to play.
Mr. Perez walks out with a look of shock on his face. "Wow,
who knew. I mean, I read your old profiles and reports and never
thought in a million years I'd be saying this but Danny, you have gone
undefeated for the entire month of october and that, not to mention the
mauling you just gave our champion, is enough to give you a shot at the
Free Per View for the G.W.A.... title." The crowd goes nuts with a
mixed reaction of boos and cheering when Mr. Perez says this. Deliliah
gets excited and hugs Norseman again, raising his hand for cheap pops
until Mr. Perez continues with "..But, seeing that it seems Delilah is
the only person who can control you I think I'm going to have to make
an executive decision and announce that for the first time in
G.W.A...... history we're going to have a Special Guest Referee Match
for the G.W.A...... title and that Ref will be Delilah!" the crowd
roars when this is announced and Mr. Perez leaves the stage as the show
ends.
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| Corporate Scam October 27, 2005 |
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After Mr. Hardcore pinned El Golpe Mortal, Joe Rudland
rushed in and attacked Mike while he was down and Roach got in to help
but was cut off by Mr. Hardcore, the four men brawled and Joe set up
the table El Golpe Mortal brought in as Mr. Hardcore hit Roach with a
steel chair incapacitating him. Then, together Joe & Paul put Mike
through the table and slide out of the ring. Roach, bleeding crawls
towards Mike but collapses halfway. "You like wood Mikey boy?, well
I'll see you at the Free Per View where they'll be plenty of it... and
steel too, cause it's going down.. T.L.C.!" Mr. Hardcore says and Joe
laughs as they leave the ring area.
As this was happening "Corporate Stiff" was making his
way to the back when Mr. Perez came out on the ramp and stopped him.
"Brian, take off the mustache" was all Luis said and "Stiff" looked
confused but said nothing. The Oz, standing on the ramp behind "Stiff"
grabbed him by the shoulder and spun him around and ripped the
Mustache/Sunglasses combo off his face revealing to the world that it
wasn't Corporate stiff at all but his younger Brother Bri-2-K! Just
then Bri-2-K pushed Oz and ran into the back. Luis stopped Oz from
chasing him. "I'm gonna knock him out!" Oz yelled but Mr. Perez stopped
him. "Wait, Oscar, OSCAR!, wait... how'd you like a piece of the REAL
Corporate Stiff at the Free Per View?... and you just gave me an idea."
The camera pulls in close to Mr. Perez's face. "Corporate Stiff, I know
you're watching, I bet you thought this was really funny... well let's
see who has the last laugh at the Free Per View when it's you and The
Oz in a Devastation Match... for those of you who might've forgot what
that means, it's simple.. someone's getting knocked the f**k out!" Mr.
Perez then shakes the Oz's hand who's grinning and nodding.
"And as for you Bri-2-K, you and you're buddy Hardware
are going to be in a Triple Threat Hardcore Tag Team number one
contenders match at the Free Per View as well, against The DeRose
Brothers and a tag team yet to be named." Mr. Perez's music plays and
he and Oz leave the stage.
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| Return to Oz October 27, 2005 |
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We see Mr. Hardcore & Joe Rudland standing in the ring
wearing new expensive looking clothes & sunglasses, Joe grabs a
mic. "Did you see what happened to The Oz last week Paul?" Mr. Hardcore
gets a mic of his own "See? I pinned his ass, 1,2,3!" They both laugh.
"Once again, we have to thank one man for the win on our records, as
well as the new clothes and last but not least, the money. That man...
is Corporate Stiff." The crowd boos and music plays but out walks Mr.
Perez, not James Rausse.
"Yeah, thank Corporate Stiff for everything, Are you two
aware that because of your actions last week I am once again in the dog
house with the management?" Mr. Perez begins. "I am the general
manager, the liaison to the management, the commissioner, what I say is
law unless the front office says so!" Perez continues steadily getting
angrier "And tonight you're buddy Corporate Stiff will be in action in
that very ring when he teams with you two in a six man tag match!" Mr.
Hardcore gets mad but Joe tells him to calm down then leans on the
rope. "That's nice and all but we have the night off" Joe says, the
crowd boos. Mr. Perez pulls out a piece of paper. "According to The
Management and this document right here it says that your night off is
revoked for your actions last week!" This obviously upset Joe who shows
it by kicking the ropes and Paul isn't happy either.
"Now, you two and Stiff will be in a six man tag tonight
against The Oz and Team Havoc!" Mr. Perez says, which makes Joe &
Paul even more mad but before they could vocalize their disapproval
Team Havoc's music hit and they walked out alongside Mr. Perez. Joe
grabs the mic after composing himself "That's fine, I already beat them
two weeks ago and finally beat Mike Leon fair and square." The crowd
boos and Mike takes the mic from Luis. "Fair and square? you didn't
even get the pin! Mr. Hardcore did and I wasn't even involved in the
decision, it was Roach who was pinned! what the hell are you on?" Mike
says as the crowd cheers. "We'll see you later, when I beat you again."
El Golpe Mortal says and walks Roach nods and follows him to the back.
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| A Push from Down
Below October 27, 2005 |
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The program opens with Mr. Perez on the phone just ending
his conversation when “The Norseman” Danny Scheie walks into his office.
The cell phone is closed and Mr. Perez smiles, “Danny, great
to see ya...what’s up?”
Danny seems to get right down to business, “Last week you
told me, in so many words, that if I kept on winning I would be
rewarded and in the same breathe you mentioned the Free-Per-View coming
up in one week...with no title matches booked.”
Mr. Perez nods, “Yeah? And?”
“Well, I wanted to make sure I was hearing you correctly.”
Danny responded.
Mr. Perez nods again, “That’s right, but if you need me to
spell it out for you, what I was saying was that in the event that you
do well I will more than likely consider you for a title shot at the
Free-Per-View.”
Danny nods and smiles slowly, “That’s what I figured.
If I was you chief, I would keep my eyes on my match tonight, I’m going
to make sure I can persuade you completely.” And with that all
said Danny walks out of Mr. Perez’s office.
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| NYUW Reunion
Showdown? October 20, 2005 |
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Bobby Idol is in the locker room adjusting his elbow pads
when Double X walks in with the G.W.A. Championship Title over his
shoulder. They immediately come face to face and it seems there is a
stare down going on, the crowd is just cheering as they continue to
stare down one another.
Finally the silence is broken when Double X cracks and smile
and then Idol starts to laugh, “What’s good Double X?” He offers
a hand to shake.
Double X takes his hand and shakes it, “Same ole’ same ole’,
you know how it is.” Idol nods in agreement. “I just wanted
to drop and say something before we go out there and bring the house
down, NYUW-style.”
Idol seems to turn a bit serious as he listens.
“I just wanted you to know that you’re my boy and no matter
what happens out there, that is not going to change, cool?”
Double X states simply.
Bobby Idol nods, “Bet.”
Double X shakes Idol’s hand again and exits leaving Idol
watching him as he goes his face now taking a more serious tone.
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| A Nod From Upon
High October 20, 2005 |
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Mr. Perez is sitting at his desk looking over some books and
work related items when in walks “The Norseman” Danny Scheie, “You
wanted to see me Mr. Perez?”
Mr. Perez stands up and walks around to offer a handshake
and nods, “Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about you’re recent change in
performance. It seems that you have completely turned yourself
around and are the upside of things around here and I wanted to
personally congratulate you on that.”
Danny nods and smiles, “Well thank you, Mr. Perez.
Yeah, it seems I was a bit rusty at first but now that I’m back in the
swing of things I think you will be seeing more of that behavior.”
Mr. Perez nods, “I hope so because that brings me to my next
order of business, I wanted to let you know that if you keep up this
winning behavior it will not go unnoticed. And if memory serves
me correctly there is a Free-Per-View coming up in approximately two
weeks...with no title matches signed yet.”
The Norseman nods slowly seemingly in thought, “Again, thank
you Mr. Perez, I can assure you that you will not be let down by my up
coming matches.” With that, Danny turns and walks out.
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| Stiff
Renegotiations October 20, 2005 |
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The Oz’s music hits and out he comes on his motorcycle, the
crowd cheers as he makes his way down to the ring and without much time
in between he’s inside and on a microphone. “Listen up Stiff,
I’ve had it. You think you’re pretty funny pulling that crap with
me last week, making me run around the whole arena looking for you, but
guess what...that only made me more mad. Now when I do find you I
am going to kill you...no question’s asked! You may be able to
pull crap like that with anyone else in that locker room but you don’t
know who...”
Just then the Ghetto-Tron 500 shows Corporate Stiff sitting
in a chair smiling, “Is that so Oz? Sounds like you want a fight,
so...do you?”
The Oz nods, “You bet you’re ass I want a fight! And I
want it tonight!” The crowd goes wild with cheers.
Corporate Stiff just smiles, “Okay Oz, you’re on.
Tonight you will see The Oz take on Corporate Stiff in that very
ring.” The crowd continues to cheer and even little chants break
out here and there. “Is there anything you’d like to add to the
match? Any stipulations or prizes?”
The Oz just shakes his head, “I don’t care about that
crap! I just want you in this ring. You know me, anytime,
anyplace with anyone!”
Corporate Stiff just smiled wider hearing that last bit,
“That’s exactly what I like to hear. See ya then.” The Tron
goes black as Corporate Stiff’s music plays.
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| Two Is Better Than
One October 13, 2005 |
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Now we see Mr. Hardcore and his new buddy Joe Rudland in the
locker room, Mr. Hardcore's lacing his boots and Joe Rudland is taping
his wrists. "There's been a buzz going around since last week you know,
it's like when Anikan joined Palpatine." Joe starts "Yeah, you're one
wicked padawan" Paul follows up. "Hey, why am I Anikan? I'm older than
you!" Joe rebutts. "Yeah, but I'm the "evil" one, and you were good in
the begining, there for you're Anikan, deal with it, besides, you get
to be Vader anyway." Paul says and Joe thinks about this nodding then
says "Hey, you know this works out for you, right? Not only do
got your back now but I also have that tag team rematch clause in my
contract, all I needed was a partner and well, here you are." Paul
thinks about this then smiles. "You really had this whole thing thought
out didn't you?" he asks and Joe taps the side of his head, "but first
we gotta take care of a couple of sucker punching bitches" Joe says
as Paul gets up, checks his wrists and slaps Joe on the back.
"I'll see you out there.." then leaves the room.
Making his way out of the locker room Jen Robinson catches
up with Mr. Hardcore. "Paul, Paul, what's next for you?" Mr. Hardcore
stops and rubs his chin. "Well, I'm moving on to bigger and better
things... The Tag Team Titles." He says. Jen looks confused and then
asks "But Paul, some people would say that the tag titles would be a
step down from the World title." Paul sighs and then pulls the mic
closer. "Some people are idiots too, I mean, think about it where can I
go from winning the World title? as tag champ I'll have two belts!" Jen
looks lost "But Paul, you have to share the tag titles with Joe" Paul
smiles "And I couldn't think of a better person to share them with, but
we're sharing them, so, we BOTH have two belts!" Just then Joe comes
out of the locker room and looks at Jen then to Mr. Hardcore. "let's go
teach these guys a lesson... in pain!" Joe says and Paul laughs as they
head for the ring.
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| The Champs Have a
Showdown October 13, 2005 |
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The shot opens up with Legacy putting his gym bag down on a
bench in a locker room and then placing the Intereboro Title on top of
the bag, the crowd is heard cheering for him. He sits down and
rolls his shoulders and just then Double X walks into the locker room,
his G.W.A. Title over his shoulder.
“Legs, congratulations again man.” Double X starts as he
offers a hand for shaking. Legacy looks up and smiled then
stands. He takes his hand and shakes it, “You too man, that cage
was no joke...especially being in there with Mr. Hardcore, I mean...I
don’t know him as long as you have but he seems like one hard mother.”
Double X laughs and nods, “Yeah, he’s a serious competitor,
maybe one of the best around here...but that isn’t why I came in
here. I don’t know if you know this or not but Mr. Perez has
scheduled us to face off tonight in the main event in a non-title
match. He says it’s going to bring in huge ratings and I believe
him, but I just wanted to make sure of one thing before we go out there
tonight.”
“What’s that?” Legacy asked looking a little concerned
now.
“No matter what happens out there, no matter who wins or
loses, we’re still friends...that this is all in the name of
competition and no one will have their feelings hurt.” Double X
states.
Legacy nods, “Absolutely man, you know you’re my brother
from another mother. It’s all good.”
They shake hands again, “Speaking of which is your mom
here?” Double X asks with a wide grin on his face.
“You sick freak!” Legacy retorts laughing.
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| Wreaking Havoc October 13, 2005 |
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El Golpe Mortal & Roach are being interviewed in the
back by Jen Robinson. "Mike, Dave, Did you hear what Joe & Mr.
Hardcore said a few minutes ago? What are your thoughts on the
challenge issued?" El Golpe Mortal laughs and takes the mic "Joe
Rudland?!? Didn't I beat that guy what...2? 3 times already?" Roach
holds up 3 fingers. Mike nods "Three times already, I mean, when's
enough enough? It's fine by me tonight, I don't mind getting another
win on my record, do you Roach?" Roach shakes his head no. "Tonight,
we're gonna reek havoc in that ring, as a matter of fact, you can call
us Team Havoc!" Mike hands the mic back to Jen and walks off screen.
Jen holds the mic upto Roach, who's still standing there and Roach just
nods, looking pissed and walks after El Golpe Mortal.
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| "And I Know..." October 6, 2005 |
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Mr. Hardcore steps into the ring and grabs a mic "If I could
turn your attention to the screen please". On the screen the close up
of the cell phone we saw that outed Joe two weeks ago. "I'm sure you
all remember this, this was when it was proved that Joe was a liar. And
I'm sure you were all wondering who's phone that was exactly? well..."
The screen pulls back and we see Mr. Hardcore holding the phone up.
"That's right! It was me! Don't think for one second I'd let anything
derail my run away train that is the destruction of M.O.D.!! I wont
stop until M.O.D. is a tainted memory in all your minds!" Just then Joe
walks out on the stage and grabs a mic of his own "I should've known I
couldn't trust you... Matt was right when he warned me about being your
friend.." Mr. Hardcore laughs and says "So, what're you gonna do about
it? Lie some more and try to get me fired?"
Joe sighs and looks down then smirks as he looks back up bringing the mic to his lips "No, I was thinking I'd come down there and kick your ass like I didn't do when I had the chance at Delilah's party!" The crowd goes nuts and Joe makes his way down the ramp. "Come on, I'll kick your ass like your father should've instead of just talking sh*t on the phone!" Mr. Hardcore says as Joe keeps making his way down to the ring, removing his workshirt. Joe: "Oh Yeah?" Paul: "Yeah!" Joe: "Oh Yeah?" Paul: "YEAH!" Both men now standing face to face, nose against nose, you can hear the intense breathing as these two heads collide. the crowd's going nuts and then. Joe smiles and Paul starts to laugh as they hug in the ring and the crowd turns on them. Mr. Hardcore still laughing lifts the mic "Man, we had them going!" Joe lifts his mic "I'm sure even the guys in the back had the wool pulled over their eyes! HA!" Mr. Hardcore then turns his attention back to the crowd. "I'm sure you're all wondering why, when I'm on this crusade to destroy M.O.D. i'd join forces with the man who has it tattoed on his arm, well, I'll tell you... Joe was always half in half out anyway, Even at the height of the Bronx Misfits/M.O.D. feud Joe and I would hang out, when I had relationship problems, Joe was there. When I had needed him, Joe was there. So THAT's why he didn't apply to the destruction of M.O.D.!" Paul then pulls a black market out of his pocket and hands it to Joe who, smiling, takes it and draws a line through the tattoo on his arm that spelt M.O.D. when he does this, the crowd turns rabid. Joe then tosses the marker down and leaves the ring now aligned with Mr. Hardcore as the camera fades to black. |
| Double X Goes Gay? October 6, 2005 |
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The
scene opens up with Mr. Perez sitting at this desk when the sound of
the door
is heard opening off camera, Mr. Perez looks up and smiles, then stands
and
walks around his desk, “There he is...” <>Double X comes on screen well dressed sporting the G.W.A. Heavyweight Championship belt over his shoulder and a rather pleasant smile. <>“...Our new G.W.A. Champ, how are you feeling after that cage?” Mr. Perez asks. <>Double X just shrugs a bit, “I’m feelin’ good Mr. Perez, how’s about you?” <> Mr. Perez brightens up a bit, “I’m feelin’ good too Double X, I’m glad you came in I wanted to finalize some things with tonight’s presentation of the Belt so if you’ll just have a seat.” Mr. Perez starts to walk back around the desk when Double X speaks up. <>“Actually, Mr. Perez, that’s what I came here about,” looking to Mr. Perez across his desk, he continues, “I went through Hell and high water to get this title back and I do believe that I could use a ceremony to boast about my win, but honestly...it’s not me, I don’t want one...matter of fact, what I would really like is you to cancel it tonight.” <>Mr. Perez beings to lose his smile, “Are you serious? Hell and high water is exactly why I’m going to these measures with your title ceremony, I mean, I like you...Mr. Hardcore forced me to put together that ceremony for him...but you? You deserve this...but I understand if you don’t want it, I’ll get on the horn in a few minutes to cancel things, but first I have a few other questions now that I’ve got you here.” <>Mr. Perez slinks up beside Double and puts his arm around Double X’s shoulder and starts in again, “I noticed you have put in for new entrance music.” Double X looks to the hand on his shoulder and then looks back to Perez and slowly nods. “I was thinking with your new title and new entrance music why not have a valet escort you to the ring. Maybe some really beautiful girl with nice full lips and big, full breasts wearing a really short mini-skirt and some thigh high stockings and some trashy-looking stripper shoes...” Mr. Perez seems to trail off into the fantasy he is painting for seemingly himself. Double
X is now just staring at Perez is bewilderment, then he clears his
throat
loudly and that seems to bring Perez back to Earth. Mr. Perez apologizes and continues, “Okay, why not bring Michelle in as your valet? I mean I think it would look good, the G.W.A. Champ being escorted by a beautiful red-head to the ring. What do ya think?” Mr. Perez nods slowly and then comes up with another one, “Well, it is a new day and age, how about a buff man, like a bodyguard...and he could be homosexual? I mean think about for a second, would you attack a guy who’s bodyguard is not only buff as Hell but gay?” Mr Perez nods and then sits on the edge of his desk a little defeated but not too upset. “And besides,” Double X continues, “I already have a gay man watching my back.” Double X places his hand on Mr. Perez’s shoulder and pats him gently, smiling at a joke that Perez has clearly missed then walks out of his office leaving Perez there slightly lost. |
| Who You Know October 6, 2005 |
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Joe Rudland makes his way down to the ring, slightly limping
and with a black eye and an angry look on his face. He steps inside and
grabs a mic "Cut the music, I said cut the music!" Joe demands as his
theme slowly fades out. "What The F**k?" The crowd roars when this is
said. "Seriously... What the f**k did I ever do to deserve this? Five
years ago I was on top of the world, I OWNED the G.W.A." The crowd boos
and Joe continues "If I wasn't tag team champion with Mad Man Marco
Polo, I was Devastation Champion or I was beating Double X for the
G.W.A. championship.." The crowd pops and boos with each of these
mentions "..But now, five short years later I'm being screwed by a fat
man who couldn't even keep an eye on his girl long enough to manage a
band" The crowd, shocked by these last comments start to fall silent.
"Why me? Why does this keep happening to me?!? I should've crushed Mike
Leon last week but then that f**king insect Roach had to get himself
involved in my match, Five years ago, when MY Uncle was Commisioner of
this hell hole, that wouldn't have happened! Five years ago I would've
walked right through Mike Leon and be on my way back towards the G.W.A.
Championship! but this isn't five years ago and I can tell now that
it's not how good you are, it's who you know. Five years ago I had
M.O.D. but now... it's fine, I see this is a game of favorites... Play
your games, i'm going to burn this place to the ground and then we'll
see who's having fun."
Joe drops the mic and sneers at the crowd as Roach's music plays and out walk Roach & El Golpe Mortal. |
| A Stiff Proposal October 6, 2005 |
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The Oz’s music hits and out he comes, motorcycle-less and
makes his way into the ring. He grabs up a microphone and starts
in. “At The Fall Brawl I signed up for a Match for Corporate
Stiff in which the loser would have the winner’s name tattooed on their
body. I of course won that match.” The crowd reacts with
applause and some cheering.
The Oz speaks again, “However, my opponent ran like a little
bitch after the count was made so I never got to ink him up.” The
crowd begins to ‘boo’.
“If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s little pussies who
run their mouths and then back down from a fight. Be a man
Corporate Stiff! I’m calling you out bro, this isn’t even about
that stupid tattoo anymore...this about you and me. This is about
you being a man coming down and owning up.”
Just then the Ghetto-tron 500 displays an image of Corp.
Stiff, live. “Oz, just calm down for a second. Before you
continue to run your mouth about that match let me point something
out...that match was unfair and you know it. That match should
have been called No Contest Disqualification because your friend, Mike
Leon interfered and cost me the match. If it wasn’t for him,
things would have been different.
The Oz is just floored by this, “What are you saying?
That if Mike hadn’t come down you would have beat me?
Whatever...you can’t beat me. If you think you can beat me come
out here now, or are you just going to be another pussy in a suit
hiding from me?” The crowd begins to cheer as The Oz calls him
out.
Corp. Stiff laughs and shakes his head, “Oz, I’m not saying
that, nor am I falling for that..but, if you must know, I am backstage
just sitting around.” Corp. Stiff let a little smile crack his
lips. “So, if you really want to talk about this, come and get
me.” The crowd goes wild with cheers as they hear this play out
in front of them.
The Oz nods slowly and smiles, “You got it bro, I’ll be back
there in a minute to kick your ass!” He tossed the mic down and
stormed out of the ring in search of Corp. Stiff.
But he would spend the entire night looking for him with no
luck, it seems that Corp. Stiff was lying about this whereabouts and
was not actually in the building at all.
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