Helena: Helena has just walked in the P.C.P.D. and sees them standing in Mack's office.

Get Out: Alexis is telling Helena to leave the new L & B/Chloe Morgan Design building. In the room are the above two people plus Emily and Juan.

Beer: Chloe is grooming Mike Corbin to win Aunt Gertrude over. Jax, Alexis and Ned are in the background. The thud you hear in the clip is when Alexis' hand and head hit the bar because of Mike's remark.

Clip #2: A.J. is telling Ned why he is the golden boy now. Ned proceeds to tell him all he is in charge of is paperclips. A.J. tells him in clips, what he has achieved. This is clip #2. A.J. proudly spouts off marrying Carly and Ned mocks it by saying that it's great if you belive that behind every successful man is a ticked off woman who hates him.

Dirty Secret: Alexis tells Helena that she knows every one of her dirty little secrets.

Dirty Secret #2: Helena tells Alexis that she is her dead husband's dirty little secret.

The Nasty: From the sister show Port Charles. This quote was just too funny to pass up. Eve is making fun of Chris because he and Julie haven't done "the nasty" yet.

Warm & Fuzzy: Helena tells Alexis that she's not through with her yet and Alexis retorts to Nickolas that Helena makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Different: While arguing about whether to kick Carly out, Alan jokes about whether he should have kicked Monica out when she cheated on him. Monica says, "It's different."

Pearls: Edward asks if he is the only one who knows it's valentines day. Monica says no and describes the gifts that Alan has given her. Everyone mocks her five pearls on a necklace till they realize it is a pearl for each year Monica has been cancer free. Monica then says, "Aren't ya glad I'm still around Ed?"

Fits: Laura and Elizabeth have a run in with Helena at GH. Laura tells Helena not to touch Elizabeth and to leave them both alone. Helena remarks that Laura's fits are getting worse and can't the doctor's at GH put her on some kind of medication?"

Break a Leg: Lucy and Rachel are both running for the position of board member at General Hospital. Rachel is surprised when she learns about Lucy running, and Lucy wishes her good luck as only she can.

Misery: When A.J. is whining and complaining, Monica asks him if it ever occured to him that they didn't want to deal with his misery tonight.

Mom & Dad: A.J. tells Alan and Monica what he thought love was, but then he says, "I thought. . .What about Mom & Dad?"

Don't You Start: Edward is picking on A.J. as usual. After Monica tells Edward that he would drive anyone to drink, A.J. says, "Thanks for those kind words." Then Monica says, "Don't you start!"

Proposition: Rachel makes Alan Quartermaine a proposition.

In Season: Rachel remarks that she is hunting for Lucy who retorts by saying, "I didn't know I was in season."

Hot & Bothered: Dr. Boardman asks Rachel if she'd like to get a little hot and bothered. She remarks that she would have more fun with her breadmaker, at least the dough rises.

Still Snockered: When Rachel accuses Lucy of slipping a micky in her drink, Lucy says, "I'm not gonna tell anybody, but I think you're still snockered."

Honk for Champaign: As Rachel walks away from Lucy, Lucy says, "Honk if you love champaign" to make fun of her behavior at the party.

Drunk: Rachel walks up to the coffee pot and Kevin and Eve make some candid comments.

Liar Liar: Helena is telling the board members that as the trustee of the Cassadine Estate that her hands are tied. Alexis comes in behind her and says, "Liar Liar pants on fire."

Real Trustee: Helena tries to hide the fact that Alexis wasn't invited to this meeting. Alexis tells her "Confession is good for the soul" (cause Helena really isn't the trustee and she's telling the board she is). Jax says, "Will the real trustee please step up"

Not the trustee!: Alexis explains to the board that Helena has brought them here under false pretenses; that she is not, nor will she ever be the trustee.

Self Control: Helena tells Alexis to have a little self control, that self control is the only control to have in any battle.

Paralyzing Mommie: This clip is out of order in my table, but it is from the night that Helena poisoned Stefan on her yacht. After he fell to the floor she said, "Paralyzing mommie was not the wisest choice you've ever made; you know how cross I can get.

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