My poor car got rear-ended the other day and the Fark Arse won't come up with the money to fix it. Lucky for me, I have insurance. So the wank*r in question will end up having to pay for it. Serves the idiot right, shouldn't be so close to other cars, and it's a lesson to the twat, not to rush.

He thought he's gotten away with it, I'm having the last laugh, cos now he'll end up paying 300 bucks more than the other quote ha ha ha ha ha. Bloody Di*k head.