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Hello, Egon here, I am referred to as "the funny Ghostbuster" so I thought I'd liven up this site with some of my excellent humour. Enjoy.
A: The ghost of Christmas present.
Q: How many ghosts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two.
Q: What do you call a man who wins a stone in a competition for saying the letter "Z" but wants to do it some more?
A: Win Stone Z More (Winston Zeddmore)
Q: What do you call a man who throws peas at a woman and venks at a man?
A: Pea Her Venk Man (Peter Venkman).
Q: What did Gozer do when his ice cream was stolen?
A: Cried.
Q: Why was the stupid Ghostbuster crying?
A: Because he thought the square route of an isosceles triangle was 9.6.
Q: What do you call a man who uses laser rays to kill ants?
A: Ray Ants (Ray Stantz).
That's all of my super funnies for now. Please check back at a future date for more if this page is still here - someone has been trying to delete it for some unknown reason.