Quotes
Luke and Lucky

Lucky: "Here's you money."
Luke: "What money?"
Lucky: "The money you loaned me for school."
Luke: "You graduate already? What did you major in -- Microwave?"


Jason to Coutney:
"I mean, all we've done is -- is love each other. That's not wrong"


Skye (with/to various people)

Skye: (to Alan) "I'm your daughter. Where's my room?"
Skye: "You're delusional, Ned. Must come from having such a rich, rewarding personal life."
Alan: "What a disappointment you are! What a painful disappointment!"
Skye: "Right back atcha, Dad."
Skye: "Grandfather could put jewels on me and sell me again at the auction."
Skye: (about Jax) "I sooo want that man..."
Skye: (To AJ about Jax's liking her) "He should be wrapped by now."
Skye: (about Jax) "How can anyone be so d-- charming? I light up when I'm around him."
Skye: "Inside this compact frame lives a will of steel and the power to subdue strong men."
Skye: (To Jax) "Why are you hesitating? Afraid I'll get you in a strong-hold?"
Skye: (To AJ) "You know I really can't stay, I have to go order you a headstone."
Skye: (To AJ) "I convinced Courtney that she could trust you. Yeah....she was wondering if you were going to want to jump her bones and I said 'No, of course not, AJ's not like that, he's merely looking for a friend'...Yes -- give the lady an Oscar."


Carly

Jax: "Is that Michael's bike?"
Carly: "Why, do you want one?"
Carly (To Zander): "You've got the hair happening...the shoes have gotta go. But you've got a nice butt."
Carly (To Zander): "Do you want to know how many friends I've made in my life? Three, including you. So, considering you're the only one that's still around, I guess I'll keep you!"
Carly: "And I won't be mad when you say "That's nice" when you really mean 'Get the he!! out of here so I can make my call.' It's the new and improved Carly."
Sonny: "Really?"
Carly: "Mm-hmm."
Sonny: "Then how come you're still here?"
Carly: (To Jason) "Hey, should I be mad that you didn't make it to my funeral?"
Carly: (To Jax about Club 101) "We made more money when I was dead than when I was alive."
Zander: "You look good."
Carly: "For a dead woman."