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Q: "Why did the dog wear fur?

A: He wanted to be a "hot dog"!!"

                               KNG, 08/07/01
Q:  " What did 1 cannibal say to another cannibal while eating a clown?

A:  "This tastes funny doesn't it !!"
                                TWF, 2000
Q:  "What's a cats' favorite color ?"

A:  "Purrrrrrrr-ple !!!"
                              JLM, 1999
Q:  "What do you call a person who
trains bulls to sleep ?"

A:  "Bulldozer!!!"
                              JDM, 1999
Q:  What is North Carolina's state motto ?

A:  "Tobacco Is A Vegetable !!"