"Then explain to me why I should let you in."
- Wait. Why am I being judged by a koala bear?
- Because you're nice.
- Because all religions are basically true.
- Because it doesn't matter what you believe, just as long as you believe in something.
- Because all people, if they're good, go to heaven.
- Because I worked hard all my life. I fought and struggled for everything I have. I deserve something for all that.
- Because I learned from my mistakes.
- Because I'm a good person.
- Because an omnibenevolent God would never destroy his creations. He loves them too much.
- Because I was brave and noble.
- Because I sacrificed myself to rescue someone.
- Because Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior.
- Because I believe in God.
- Because, if you don't let me in, I can go someplace else instead.
- Because the meaning of life is `every rose has its thorn, just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song.'
- Because I LOVE KOALAS!