You are in hell. It's not as fun as they show in the movies. In fact, it's not fun at all. You are not surrounded by heavy metal musicians nor are you allowed to listen to their music. No streets of chocolate exist, nor are there demons offering you salvation in exchange for being a crime fighter, or in exchange for fighting a war with God. No. There is no escape from here. And the only thing that makes this incredibly poor choice less unpleasant is the fact that it is only a website and you're not actually here yet. Not yet. It's a good thing you're still alive. You can still press the back button. You can't do that in hell.