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Pigging out

11/17/1998


Hung out at Akktri's house. We chowed down on graham crackers, MSG triangles (cool ranch, nacho cheese, a little of the hot and spicy kind) and canned tastychips, especially barbecue, sour cream and onion. Before that we had barbecue chicken and pizza (barbecue flavored pizza, too, a little pineapple pizza, too, with honey topping on the crust). You'd think the white witch had made those chips. You could keep eating them to you either puked or died, but that doesn't happen here in heaven. Assorted kept shoveling down walnut chips. Some of the pizza crusts were stuffed with pepperoni. It was yummy. Lasagna and fudge brownie cookies for lunch. Mmmm...the food is great here. I guess I'd better stop eating, since I don't feel like eating right now. It's not like I'd get fat...I'm just bored. I'm getting chip powder all over this laptop. I'm sitting in a fat, comfy, suede leather beanbag couch, which I'm getting crumbs all over. I wonder why I'm not sneezing from this deep shag carpet we've got here. I guess allergies don't exist anymore, either. Well, gotta go. We're going to go shuba gliding through the treetops.
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