Available:Think happy thoughts and fly, imagine anything as food and get it (Neverfood), meet fairies and other fantasy creatures. Nice pirates. Not Available: Evil, murder, orphaned children (they all have parents provided for them now).
Have you ever read a story and said to yourself, "I wish I could live there?" If you have, that place can also be found in heaven.
| STORY | FEATURES POSSIBLY FOUND IN HEAVEN |
| Hook/Peter Pan:
| Available:Think happy thoughts and fly, imagine anything as food and get it (Neverfood), meet fairies and other fantasy creatures. Nice pirates. Not Available: Evil, murder, orphaned children (they all have parents provided for them now). |
| Star Wars Universe: | Available:All the goofy aliens and robots from the movies, all the planets and spaceships and stations, including the death star. Anakin Skywalker lives and never has to wear a respirator. Deadly monsters, such as the trash compactor beast and the pit beast have been rendered harmless to all lifeforms, and quite friendly. Concentrate really hard and make objects float, through the power of God, under God's supervision, of course. Not Available: The force, murder, death, evil dictators, dictatorships, evil empires, thousands of lives being silenced at once, pain and torture. |
| Middle Earth: | Available:Elves, Wizards, Dwarves, Dwarven and Elven cities, places of great wonderment and beauty, Hobbitton/ the shire, and all the other fun places. Kind and peaceful orcs. Ents, flying pterodactyls, rideable Oiliaphants. Not Available: Theft, robbery, The One Ring, Black riders, Morodor, Sauroman and Sauron. |
| Dune: | Available:Cool powers and abilities, blue in blue eyes, mentat skills, mentat abilities, the ability to summon and ride giant sandworms, with the help of God, of course. Unified one world religion, that is, Christianity, or Orange Catholicism.Not Available: Murder, water poverty, drug addictions and health problems, the ability to see into the future, because you only need to concern yourself with the present in heaven. |
| K-Pax: | Available:Just about everything the man from K-Pax described as being on K-Pax. Not Available: Sexual reproduction. |
| Dinotopia: | Available:The ability to ride dinosaurs, travel to exotic locations, see fancy dinosaur palaces and the like, just like in the story. Not Available: Espionage, killing. |
| Fantasia/Neverending Story: | Available:Ride a luck dragon, make wishes, meet interesting characters, explore rich and beautiful worlds. Not Available: The nothing, the emptiness, evil. |
| Jurassic Park: | Available:Go to a theme park filled with dinosaurs of all kinds. Not Available: Espionage, murderous dinosaurs, lawsuits, stingy park owners (they have a change of heart). |
| Below The Root: | Available:Glide through the treetops on shubas. Grunspeke with trees to make them grow. Never hear nor experience words like "kill" and "murder" and "dead" again. Eat barbecue from barbecue trees.Not Available: Grates and barriers around the roots of the Grundtrees, forcing people to live underground. Teachers giving children wissenberries to shut them up. |
| Slumberland: | Available:Joys without number land. Cute princesses. Fun rides and things to do. Cigar smoking clown guy. Goofy monsters. Not Available: Nightmares, lung cancer, nicotine addictions, bad smelling cigars. |
| Chakona: | Available:Chakats. Free education. A world without war, violence or prosyletization. A world without taxes or smuggling. A world without pollution. Not Available:1. Sexual reproduction. The bible says we will neither give nor be given in marriage, but be like angels in heaven. 2.Ethnocentrism. Chakona obviously has some kind of native culture. |