"Rurouni Triad: Tales of a Baka Swordsman"
A special work by Akiko Date!
Wow! Akiko wrote a fic for my site! And she sent me this MIDI for the site! I'm special!
Don't use that word, Triad. You know I hate it. And yes, I wrote something for your site.
See folks, she's awesome, isn't she? To show your appreciation to her, do three things. Leave a review, first of all, second, go to her site, "Garet's Kitchen".... she shares it with Elena Carlson. If you can't find it... well... click one of the many links I have to their site. GO THERE!!! And thirdly, send her e-mails bugging her to continue.
And stuff!
Let me guess. Triad's Kenshin, right? I hope he doesn't give him a bad name.
No, he won't. Not when he gets mad at least. Remember what he was like when that one thing happened?
0_0; When he got mad?! Are you insane, Akiko?
Yup!
Luckily, I'm not one to anger easily.
Luckily indeed. So, what's this story about, Akiko?
You'll have to read it, Midnight.
It's a good bet it's a parody of Kenshin. Hey, Akiko, who plays Sano?
*Waves finger* Now that is a secret.
I thought this was Kenshin, not Slayers.
Don't give Akiko more ideas. She's dangerous.
Don't make me write another parody, Triad.
Well, that's entirely up to you... and the fans. Give the people what they want!!! ^_^
Like... soda?
Caffiene!!! *Grabs a Mountain Dew*
Um, uh oh. Roll it before we're all doomed!
Naw, I think I'll save it for later. The chipmunks command it as thus.
Triad, why did it take you so long to update this, anyway?
I plead the fifth.
Don't make me tap dance on your stomach with my boots, Triad.
Whoa, that's a new threat.
Or perhaps maybe boil you in Mountain Dew? It's toxic as hell.
It is not! *Chugs Mountain Dew and immediately begins flying off walls like a pinball* I CAN FLY!!!!
.......
I say we just throw him into the Cafeteria deep fryer. You know, maybe put a breaded coating on him?
That would make him a Crispy Triad Sandwich. I don't think that would go over well with the FDA. If I may offer my opinion, I say we just prod him with broomsticks for three hours straight.
I would not like that!!!
How about I just run you down? I mean, it wasn't nice to keep this update for so long without publishing it.
Uh... College got in the way?
BULL!!! You were just a lazy old rat bastard!
Once again, I plead the fifth.
FIFTH THIS!!! *Dragon Fumes Triad*
*Charred* Ow. Burninated.
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